Part 40

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A common misconception is that 71% of the time when people say "how are you", what they really mean to say is "your liver".
And 71% of the time, when people say "your liver", what they actually meant to say was "part FOURTY, BITCHES! A haha! Come on down- come on back for more! We've got loads more, sh-shitty ideas, stocked up in our brains! So don't you miss it! Don't you miss it even if you're the batter out on the field, a-and you've been paid to throw the game, Morty, don't you do it. So come on bACK, erm, soon."

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