Are You Consumed Yet?

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Chocolate is bad for dogs. Cancer is bad for dogs. Cyanide is bad for dogs.
I think we should just keep all the dogs away from things starting with C.

Don't get upset at the drop of a hat.
Don't pick your knose, but if you do;
Don't eat it.
Do litter in the Northern Territory.
Do inspect your small intestine weekly.
Do flirt awkwardly with the dentist's assistant.

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