Drawings from the Thing attached to the Eyebrows

Vehicular Diet

A waiter went into the restaurant where he worked. He was early and had to wait.

One toothbrush said to the other: "do you have any knowledge in the field of physics?"
"No," said the second toothbrush.

A boy fell over when riding his bike and scraped his knee. A cloud of flying bacteria swarmed into the open wound, where they battled for three days with the boy's white blood cells. Their corpses became pus which the boy squeezed out to impress his friends at school. He showed a girl his pus and she spat in his hair. Thirteen years later the boy and the spitting girl got married, but neither remembered the mass of pussy bacteria that briefly brought them together all those years ago.