1. Idiot: Ha! You failed! You: So did your Dad's condom OR no one asked for your life story
2. You're so ugly slender man runs away from you and you're the reason he has no eyes.
3. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
4. You're so fat you could sell shade.
5. Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mum jumped on one?
6. Quick – check your face! I just found your nose in my business.
7. It's impressive that you're flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.
8. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
9. Your ass must get jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth.
10. Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many f*cks I give? It's less than one.
11. I would love to insult you but I'm afraid I wouldn't do as well as nature did.
12. You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick.
13. If you're waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It's gonna be a while.
14. Thanks for your complaint. I will file it right between "Don't give a flying f*ck", and "sucks to be you".
15. May your life be as great as you pretend it is on Facebook.
16. Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
17. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
18. You may die of constipation because you're so full of shit!
19. If I give you a nice big straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?
20. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
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I bet you regretted not knowing at least one of them because you had a perfect time to use one of them XD
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RandomHey Guys!!! This book is just Random stuff like Jokes, Puns, Art, Once Upon a Time and other random stuff!! Thank you for taking time to read it and hope you enjoy!! Also be sure to comment, Vote and follow me!! 😀😀😃😃 -Navi♥
