I'm not in the vamps...

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Okay this is probably only directed at a few of us but this has happened to me loads and IDEK why.

PEOPLE KEEP DMING MY INSTAGRAM THINKING IM ONE OF THE BOYS.

Over the past year I've probably had about 7 or 8 dms saying stuff like:
"HI JAMES ILYSM"
"I really love your band"
Etc etc

I AM NOT JAMES BLOODY MCVEY OKAY

I MEAN I WISH BUT IM NOT.

The first time was kinda funny because I'd only had my fan ACC for a few months and this girl thought me and 3 of my ibf's were the vamps so we played along. BIG MISTAKE NEVER DO IT. She thought I was James and trust me, it's hard being as nice as James y'know. I had to tell her that I couldn't DM her anymore because it was unfair to all of the other fans.
Like LMAO 12 YEAR OLD ME WTF WERE YOU MESSING AT😂

Anyway, like I'm sorry but when you click on my profile, if I was the vamps it would say like 102873729 followers not 3064.

I mean yeah I have a LOT of followers that I'm so grateful for because you all support me and stuff and are nice (except for the occasional person who hates on everything I post *blocked asap*) but seriously??

WHEN DID TRADLEYSMCBALL LOOK LIKE WEARETHEVAMPS OR IAMJAMESMCVEY OR BRADLEYWILLSIMPSON OR IMCALLEDCONNOR OR THEVAMPSTRIS.

I mean, I could understand with my old ACC when people thought I was Condora because my username was IMCCALLEDCONNOR and had the same icon as him and stuff (sorry if I scared you back then PAHAHAHA) but even on that ACC people thought I was Tristan or James or Brad like UMMMM what??

Anyways this happened AGAIN to me today and I just sat there laughing like lmfao IM NOT THE VAMPS.

Oh, and when I posted about it she sent me a load of angry faces I'm like, UMMMM I didn't even post your username or anything so why you angry woman it's hilarious.

Anyways idk what else to rant about so give me topics that are vamps related in the comments hehehe

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