(THAT IS ME IN THE PICTURE ABOVE. I LOOK LIKE A TROLL. THAT ISN'T MY REAL FACE, THAT'S SNAPCHAT FACESWAP.)
"Hello everybody!" Our favorite maniac yells cheerfully as she bursts into the room.
"GOOD GOD NO NOT THIS WOMAN AGAIN"
"Don't be like that Budo. You know you love me!"
Gold looks around, then raises his hand nervously. "Why do you always kill me? I mean, really though?"
"Because I can. ANYWAY. I WANT EACH OF YOU TO READ A FANFICTION. I have picked them out for you, so enjoy! Gold, you will read Advice. It's an AshxGary fanfiction that I ADORE. Budo, you will read Changed by my good friend GymnastAuthor! And Neville, you get to read my favorite fanfiction, To Steal The Heart Of A Theif by Serena- Daniels! Enjoy!
One by one, the terrified characters sit down.
As they read, a random boi named Life walks in, and hands everyone a lemon. The he walks out drinking bleach.
"When life gives you lemons, YOUTAKETHELEMONSANDTHROWTHEMATSOMEONESFACEANDGIVETHEMABLACKEYE."
One by one, the scared people walked away from their computers, and stood in a circle. They became so deeply engaged into their conversation, that they didn't notice the two new characters that walked into the room.
One of them, nervously walked away from Kalista.
The other, walked straight to a corner, and began to pray to a potato.
"OH DEAR GREAT POTATO GOD. PRAISE ME AND TAKE MY SOUL. I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND I WORSHIP YOU. I HAVE A POTATO SHRINE FOR YOU. MARRY ME, AND BECOME ONE OF US."
With a blinding light, a potato in a red bowtie appeared.
"Yo wassup madafaka. I am Mr. Potato. We married." The potato said with a cool voice.
The girl shrieked, then hugged the potato.
The girl and Mr. Potato went into a ship, the sailed away.
The ship has sailed.
The other man, a child, sat in the corner trying to make a wall to save him from the wrath of Kalista.
"What do you think you're doing?" Kalista asked sweetly, but murder was plasted all over her face.
"Is your father Satan proud of you? Ya devil's child. YOU'RE SATANIC!" He yelled the last part, accusingly pointing a finger at her.
"Yeah yeah Adam. We've all heard it before. I swear I will shove a squirrel down your throat, just so you can die knowing you choked on a squirrel. I'll find an alive one too!"
"You wouldn't."
"Try me."
"ANDAM!" The kid who married a potato screamed, pointing her finger at the two arguing teens.
Kalista blushed furiously, the glared at her friend, then threw a shoe at her.
"YOU CAN SHUT THE F*CK UP AND GO DIE."
"Pfft I still ship it. You two would be prefect."
Kalista blushed, then set the room on fire.
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I Don't Know What This Is
FanfictionThis is bassicly a crack book. It's just for shites and giggles. It's mainly what happens when I get bored. I don't take this seriously but it's fun to write.
