"Hello! I am.. uh.. just call me... uh...Kalista. Call me Kalista. Anyway, I'm gonna be talking to my pokemon fwands." A kid with multiple colored hair stated, calmly sitting in a chair.
"I AM NOT GOING TO BE IN YOUR STUPID BOOK." a certain ginger haired trained screamed.
"QUIT BREAKING THE D*MN FOURTH WALL, OR I WILL RIDE IN ON A MOTHERF*CKING DIALGA AND F*CK SH*T UP THERE IN JHOTO." She screamed, throwing an ax at Silver.
Silver quickly ducked, then glared. "You could've killed me!"
"That was the plan."
"Are you okay?" A raven haired trained with a pikachu on his shoulder asked.
"Perfectly. NOW I WANNA ASK SOME QUESTIONS. ASH. WHY YOU NOT DATING GARY YET?" She screamed, flailing her arms.
Gary blushed darkly and looked away from Ash. "U- u- uh why would you s- say we s- should date?"
She scoffed, like it was obvious. "Ever heard of PalletShipping? There's a PalletShipping book called "Advice" that's amazing. Besides Gary, you can't hide your feelings!"
At once, four walls appeared around the two trainers, trapping them in a box.
"You can only leave once you've confessed your feelings!" Kalista- sama-san-chan-kun-senpai said, laughing evily.
Next thing you know, an Eevee bashes though one wall.
"NO. BAD EEVEE. STOP RUNING MY PLANS."
Then, Pikachu busts through the second wall.
"YOU ARE PIKACHU. NOT PIMPACHU. STOP."
Gary and Ash then decide they've had enough of this bullcrap, and destroy the third wall.
"WHY CAN'T I HAVE JUST ONE REAL OTP."
"We will destroy yo book! Starting with this chapter!" Ash yells back, glaring defiantly.
From behind them, the fourth wall crumbles into dust.
"YOU BROKE THE WALL. YOU ARE A TITAN DESU. HE TITAN DESUUUUUU!" Kalista screams, whips out an Attack On Titan sword, and cuts Ash's neck.
"YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!" Gary screamed.
"I KNEW IT! NOW I JUST HAVE TO GET GOLD AND SILVER TOGETHER!"
"GODDAMNIT WOMAN I SAID NO!" Silver yells, then walks away.
"Next time, I'll bring in... uh...um...THE STUDENTS OF AKADEMI HIGH. I spelled that wrong. OH WELL. I WILL LEARN THE WAYS OF THE YANDERE!"
And with that note, Kalista disappears into a cloud of Skittles.
"Uh guys? I'm still here" Gold yells, disappointment on his face.
The room suddenly combusts into flames and kills Gold.
"I'm a ghost now woooo!" Gold says, dancing.
"WHO YA GONNA CALL? GHOSTBUSTERS!" Random people jump in and suck Gold up in a bag. Then they put the bag in a garbage disposal and cuT GOLD INTO LITTLE PIECES.
HE DIEDEDEDED. THE END.
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I Don't Know What This Is
Fiksi PenggemarThis is bassicly a crack book. It's just for shites and giggles. It's mainly what happens when I get bored. I don't take this seriously but it's fun to write.
