"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING IN 20 YEARS."
In the opposite side of the room, two teams were furiously telling at eachother.
"TEAM MAGMA IS BETTER."
"TEAM AQUA MOTHERF*CKER."
"Actually, Team Aqua makes more sense. Team Magma wants to erupt volcanoes to make more land right? But when you think about it, the magma would actually destroy land and the ground you would create, would be useless. It would be too unstable, and you wouldn't be able to grow anything on it." Kalista said matter of factly, pointing her finger at the team.
Team Aqua gave their rivals smug (IT CORRECTED SMUG TO SMUT BAHAHAHAHAHA) smiles and crossed their arms.
"Don't think you're smart Aqua. You want to drown everything," She scoffed, turning to face them, "I kicked your a*s once already, do I need to do it again?"
Both teams turned tail and went to sulk.
Team Plasma however, ran around shouting insults at Team Rocket. Team Rocket wants to catch pokemon, Team Plasma wants to free pokemon.
"HEY KALISTA JOIN TEAM ROCKET."
"I'm already on a evil team..."
"WHAT TEAM?!" Everyone screamed at once.
"TEAM DIM GALATIC PLASMA FLARE AQUA MAGMA ROCKET SKULL."
Every person but her sweatdropped and fell over anime style.
Kalista stood in the center, arms crossed, a completely serious look on her face.
"Is that even a team?" Mr. Kincaid scoffed.
"It is now."
"How much do you get bet she has a Ratatta." A Galactic grunt mumbled.
Kalista sharply turned her head around,and glared daggers at him. Her normal brown eyes were replaced by a glowing red. Her hands were clenched in tight fists, her fingernails digging into her palm.
She reached into her backpack, pulled out six pokeballs, and smiled evily. "You wanna see my pokemon huh? Well then, Gyro, Eon, Naruto, Fluffy, Bird, Jaws, get out here and show these motherf*ckers who's boss!" She yelled as she released her pokemon.
With bright flashes of light, a Dragonite, Umbreon, Ninetales, Feraligatr, and a shiny Gyrados appeared.
Kalista smiled then stepped back, grabbed her earbuds, turned on Death Should Not Have Taken Thee, and began to blast the song.
Grunts fled in ever direction, desperately trying to flee. But in stead of running away, then ran into walls.
That's why they're grunts with freaking Rattattas.
Because people keep destroying the fourth wall and Kalista keeps teleporting, Dialga and Palkia appear, glaring daggers at everyone.
"STOP BREAKING THE FREAKING FOURTH WALL."
"KID YOU ARE LITERALLY TELEPORTING AND WARPING SPACE. STOP."
Kalista looked over, and screamed, "IT'S SPELLING OUT STUPID."
Directly after she said that, a Team Aqua grunt dissapeared into the room.
"Well then. He was the smartest one in the room, because he could see the true stupidity of everyone here."
Kalista grinned, then set the freaking place on fire again because Author- chan needs to be working on her book project instead of procrastinating because she still has a crap ton to to do.
(Been forever since I updated! I apologize, I forgot about this book. Sorry!)
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FanfictionThis is bassicly a crack book. It's just for shites and giggles. It's mainly what happens when I get bored. I don't take this seriously but it's fun to write.
