"Hermione! Why are spells not working against her?!" A certain GINGER HAIR WEAKLING WHO WAS NEVER HOT asks, paniking
"Because she's too o.p. Ronald." The obnoxious one states like the BOSSY KNOW IT ALL SHE IS.
"Lul wtch thus n00bs ima shrek hur & kull hur wth fir."
The black haired boy throws a lit match at the child, and it catches her on fire.
But in this case all logic was crushed by a zebra driving a school bus full of potatoes.
#potatobus
Kalista calmly walks towards them, still on fire because why not. She pulls out a miniature basslisk and throws it at Harry.
"EAT NARGLES MOTHERF*CKER."
The basslisk slithered (I ALMOST WROTE WALKED NOT GONNA LIE) over to Harry and bit HIS TOE OFF BECAUSE MINIATURE BASSLISK IS SAVAGE AND BITES THOUGH SHOES.
"Crep bruh ima bled to diededededed & I o is luk totes death." Harry says before falling dramatically on the floor and falling asleep.
"IMA KILL THIS SNAKE DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS." Neville screams, then proceeds to smack the snake repeatedly with a stick.
"BUY MY QUIBBLER!" Luna shrieks, then throws copies of The Quibbler everywhere.
"WHY DID I WANT TO COME HERE YOU GUYS DO NOTHING PRODUCTIVE."
"Because you needed a new chapter to post."
Kalista stiffens up, then turned to face the witch who said that. "Hermionie. I am only going to say this once. QUIT BREAKING THE D*MN FOURTH WALL OR I WILL SERIOUSLY F*CK SH*T UP HERE."
Kalista then got bored of Neville smacking her PRETTY BABY BASSLISK and sent him to the room of characters no one likes.
"I haven't fed them in a while... Maybe i should check on them." Kalista states, then walks off, setting everything on fire.
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I Don't Know What This Is
Hayran KurguThis is bassicly a crack book. It's just for shites and giggles. It's mainly what happens when I get bored. I don't take this seriously but it's fun to write.
