Pain The Paying Guests' Asses!

Chapter 5; Parties are Always bad news, my children!

Authors' POV;

"Bang, bitch
You think I'm strange, bitch?
It's bananas like a fucking 'rangatang bitch
Don't worry 'bout me
I got it all arranged bitch
Mind your business, stay in your lane bitch
Oh, yeah, I'm a southern belle
I told ya'll once before I get crazier than hell
Get wild up in here
Get live up in here
Turned up up in here
Burning up up in here

We do it-"

Sims and Kal's little acoustic version of Miley's Do my thang, (they were basically screaming all the lyrics at eachother but neither gave a fuck), was stopped as they realised Louis and Zayn had now entered the livingroom making the lads gape at them at horror as they both were in nothing but towels wrapped around their bodies with hair still dripping of water making the sofas wet, (it was actually getting m*ist because of it absorbing the water but no-one really likes that cringe-y word anyway so let's just go with wet), and all the magazines, newspapers, toilet papers, spoons(Thank Lord it wasn't Liam) and all sorts a shit was scattered all over the place.

It was at that moment that Kal admitted they might've gotten a bit too carried away and taken 'singing in the shower with your bitch, when you have to share the loo because a little Leprechaun can't hold in his spices well', to a whole new level.

But as always Sims being the weird little shit she is just laughed and walked away but not before smacking Louis' Arse and Zayn's dick, who were yet to gain back their self-control.

Now both Lads and Kal were in the livingroom while they all could be categorised as human tomatoes and yeah it was really awkward.

Kal, being the smart one decided it was best to just run away to her room, change into clothes and pretend like it never happened.

Which seemed to have proven as a fail since she literally ran into Niall and her towel fell off.

Kal;  "(thinks) GREAT !!! JUST FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!"

Niall; "(Gasps, gapes, internally screams and groans, mentally kills himself, dies, his mouth goes as dry as the Sahara desert)"

Kal; "(Quickly Covers herself and runs like she's the Scarlet Fox from TempleRun2 being chased by weird half monkey half bear like monsters)"

Niall; "(Day dreams about Dat Ass and those Legs and those fucking-)"

Zayn; "(Interups Nialls sexual thoughts) YOU WON'T FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME AND LOUIS!!! (Grips Nialls shoulder tightly and shakes him)"

Niall; "(While smirking) Bet whatever it was, it wasn't better than what just happened to me."

Zayn; "(Furrows eyebrows in confusion)"

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You see the thing with being an insomniac is that you crave a peaceful slumber because you know it's importance yet no matter how hard you try or how tired you are you can't make yourself fall asleep.

It drives you crazy to the point where you'd do anything to get your much needed rest. And that's what Sims feels like right at this moment when the whole city is asleep at 4 in the morning on a Tuesday yet she can't get herself to fall asleep.