Author's POV;
"You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty
You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies
I hope I don't run out of time, can someone call a referee?
Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness
I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice
By once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times
So let me, oh let me redeem, oh redeem myself tonight
Cause I just need one more shot at second chances
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I'm missing more than just your body
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say that I'm sorry now?
I'm sorry, yeah
Sorry, yeah
Sorry
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say sorry now?"
Louis; "(groans) Oh for God Sake Niall! Argh!!"
Liam; "(huffs) someone stop Niall from Singing Justin Bieber or there will be one person less when we get out of this Shithole!"
Sims; "They are right. I'm gonna go crazy if I have to listen anymore JB!"
Niall; "(childishly sticks his tongue out) Shut the fook up! You're all just jealous of my idol!"
Everyone; "(sarcastic laugh) Yeah right!"
They were all sitting in the drunk tank as the policemen call it which smelled of nothing but a mixture of vomit, alcohol and urine. The were all arrested for releasing a live breathing tiger in a safe neighbourhood while drunk from the party (in Sims' and Kal's case, drunk from the wine they'd consumed earlier) and hence were now supposed to spend the night in this pathetic excuse of a room with two drunk men and an unconscious woman until Liam's girl friend, Sophia, will bail them out in the morning.
Sims; "(sighs) Well this is gonna be a Loooooooonnnnng Night!"
Zayn; "(mock laughs) Yeah no shit!"
Harry; "Don't be rude Zaynie!"
Zayn; "Why not?! It's her fault we're here in the first place! ISN'T IT?!"
Sims; "(raises hand in surrender) Fine then. I'm sorry for trying to have some fun."
Zayn; "FUN? FUN?! YOU RELEASED A LIVE TIGER IN OUR LIVING ROOM AND GOT US ARRESTED! THAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF FUN?!"
Sims; "(sinks back into the floor where she's sitting) Well I was Just-"
Zayn; "(sasses) Trying to kill us? Yeah sure no problem!"
Louis; "Oi! Calm the fuck down Malik! 's no-one's fault! Don't make me remind you of all the fail pranks you've pulled and got in trouble for! Do you not remember for getting in shit trouble for trying to prank Safa? Or the time when you tried to prank Mr. Grams from chemistry lab? Or the time when-"
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FanficKal; Sims focus on the interrogation. Sims; oh right! Zaynie where'd you get that bra on your chest? Zayn; Umm..I don't know I was just sleeping in Liam's Closet. Liam; What the actual fook Zayn? Harry; Umm.. I hate to interrupt guys but why is my e...
