The Signs As People I know

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Aries: very passionate, need to make everything into a discussion, will make you feel a little stupid, even if they aren't attractive they are so attractive it's weird, WILL fight for their friends ALWAYS, family problems, sO much energy it's scary at times, freaky in bed (like next level), anger issues

Taurus: literally ALWAYS sleeping, ALWAYS hungry, so fucking beautiful wth, taurus women are often so powerful, very sweet to everyone but low-key bitches behind peoples backs, party animals omg, on and off friends, takes 10 hours naps

Gemini: very weird and in your face people, DRAMAQUEENS, but I lowkey love them, can never keep a secret, sleeps a lot too, book and film nerds, friends with everyone even people they hate, very annoying at times, BUT very funny, will fuck you up, energetic af, loUD AF

Cancer: either the worst or the best people you will ever meet, so family oriented, often good cooks, cute, sweater paws, likes walks? a little weird, but very funny, insecure, amazing laughs and pretty eyes

Leo: the funniest sign, sO HOT, nice hair, highkey assholes, very rude to anyone who aren't in their close circle, also party animals, LOVE to dance, very obscure humor, kinky fucks, likes to chase and gets tired when they finally get what they want, hard to read, you love them even if they treat you bad, those types of people you feel the need to be liked by, anxiety

Virgo: so fucking stressed always, artistic, selfish but also very selfless its weird, vERY passionate, pretty, petty!, loves to help others but so bad at helping themselves, kinky assholes, know-it-alls but low-key dumb at times, whiny crybabies, loves being babied behind closed doors but so independent other wise, intimidating

Libra: so hard to read, very on and off people, super funny, kind of mean, some of them are so FUCKING annoying and others are sweethearts, rude and dirty sense of humor, can drink like a sailor, either you love em or you hate em, closed-off, seems really put together, kind of intimidating

Scorpio: DRAMAQUEENS, selfish, lovely laughs, funny, makes bad choices, sweethearts, makes good cake, parties a lot, high key weirdoes, very sensual, very open about their personal life, loves to be the host, HOT, not that good at relationships

Sagittaruis: WILD, will go OFF at a party, so weird its funny, very cute, messy and clumsy, sweethearts that want the best for you, awkward, knows everyone for some reason, loves their friends a lot, YELLS A LOT, weirdest laughs omfg

Capricorn: known as the boring sign, but are actually super fun people, very family and work oriented, gets too caught up in work/school/free time activities that they forget their friends, funny, energetic, loves to spend time with their families, good at flirting but scared of relationships, amazing friends

Aquarius: so fucking funny, music lovers, so fucking pretty omfg, kinky AF, will fuck you up though, horror movie enthusiasts, sick humor, this sign is also such a hit and miss, really cool people mostly, also a sign you feel like you have to be liked by, this sign is a mess at parties honestly how are they still alive, will pee anywhere

Pisces: politics, kind of awkward but super funny, sweethearts, very active people, like really sporty, rough childhood, good hair, amazing friends, nothing goes their way though I feel sorry for you all, so fucking pretty it's annoying, all of the pisces people I know are either outside or doing something active in their profile pic on Facebook

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