Credit to: Whoever posted this on tumblr. THIS ISN'T MINE! I didn't think this up. I wish. This is hilarious!
Aquarius: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Virgo: STOP LAUGHING! NO! SAGITTARIUS, YOU COME BACK HERE! AQUARIUS STOP GOING ON THE STAGE!
Aries: *tries to yank Aquarius down from the stage* GET DOWN! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
Aquarius: blazing it *jumps into the crowd*
Virgo: GREAT! THEY'RE GONE! SAGITTARIUS I SAID COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
Sagittarius: no fight me *runs into the crowd*
Virgo: *hyperventilating* they'reallgonnadieandit'sgoingtobemyfaultohmygodwhydidweevencomeherewhyohmygodwhy w h y
Gemini: MY SONG IS PLAYING! OH MY GOD IT'S ME AND AQUARIUS'S SONG OH MY GOD YE S THEY'LL APPEAR VIRGO, TRUST ME. IT'S OUR SQUAD SONG OH MY GOD
*LMFAO's "Shots" comes on*
Aquarius: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS *goes on the stage with Gemini, Sagittarius, and Aries*
Virgo: CAPRICORN! TAURUS! LEO! PISCES! OH GOD! PISCES! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!
*meanwhile in the bathroom*
Pisces: *really high again* wwwhhhhooooaaaa *staring at the toilet*
Virgo: CAPRICORN! OH GOD, THANK YOU! Come here!
Capricorn: *stares at Virgo and brings a shot up to their mouth* no
Virgo: *mother voice* Capricorn.....if you do it...
Capricorn: *still staring at Virgo* watch me *drinks it and then takes 10 other shots*
Virgo: CAPRICORN DAMMIT OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO GROUNDED AT HOME GOD DAMN IT CAPRICORN YOU WERE SUPPO- TAURUS! STOP!
Taurus: *gambling and winning* SUCKERS! *hugs the money and shoves it down their pants and shirt* oh god this is so ugh yes
Libra: *has their party sunglasses on and rave glow on their body and is clearly intoxicated* lighten up, bro *shoves a shot into Virgo's mouth*
Virgo: STOP NO! I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF Y- *drinks it* whoa
Libra: B) you like it B))))))))
Virgo: B) I like it *takes more shots* i really- whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Scorpio: okay, Scorpio. Repeat to yourself-
Aquarius: DON'T KILL ANYONE, OKAY AQUARIUS, DON'T KILL ANYONE!
Scorpio:
Scorpio: WE HAVE THE SAME MANTRA OH MY GOD
Aquarius: YEAH BROOOOO NOW COME UP HERE AND DANCE WITH US
Scorpio: *goes on stage* THEY'RE GONNA THINK I'M ONE OF THEM, THOUGH!
Aquarius: *their shirt already off* sO HAHHAHAHA
Aquarius: oh god i think i- *hit the blunt* ahahhahahahhaha
Aries: SHIT *babysits everyone* DAMMIT GUYS I DON'T WANNA DO THIS *gets one of Pisces's blunts from Sagittarius's pants*
Sagittarius: EVERDAY I'M SHUFFLING DOO DOD DOODODODODD ODYA YE AH
Cancer: *fell asleep in the bathroom with Pisces* PISCES WHY ARE YOU ON ME
Pisces: no WE DIDN'T DO IT OKAY WE DID NOT DO IT I JUST WE JUST PASSED OUT
Cancer: HOW
Pisces: *holds up their blunt* 420′s.
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