Team Crafted Headcannons

Sky

Adam normally goes into long rants about why squids are evil, mostly when a new recruit mentions them.

Example:

New guy: But they're just who don't do anything and run into walls.

Adam: *eye twitches* You have no idea what evil, slimy, vile things they do. They will cut you down, drag you to the bottom of the sea, or even turn you into one of them. Gripping you with long tentacles to make sure you can't escape. Doing horrible things to your body, it's not gentle, they said they'd be gentle as they hold you down with their suction cups digging into your skin. One even drinks your blood! Vampire Squids! THE HORROR!! *Goes into panic mode while still rambling on*

Ty: *huffs and rolls eyes* I hope you're happy. Now we have to lock him in the padded room again...