Shelby: well, hay there! Welcome back to this story (I updated early... Gimmie dem likes!!). !! Were you anticipating what happened next?
Natsu: fuccckkk, I know I was
Shelby: I didn't ask you, did I?
Natsu: (ﾟﾍﾟ) noh
Shelby: *looks around* where's Lucy?
Natsu: she's taking today off cause she's sick, but she said she got someone to cover for her.
Shelby: I wonder wh--
Erza: hello, nice to meet you Author-chan *sticks hand out*
Shelby: w-well nice to meet you too *shakes hand*
Natsu: hey Erza! *walks over to her*
Erza: *dark aura begins to surround her* Natsu.... you didn't get me that cake like I asked you yesterday
Natsu: uh, um, well...
Erza: *requips into heavens wheel* THERE SHALL BE NO EXCUSES
*interviewing room starts to shake*
Shelby: Ok guys... I think we should stop now..
Erza: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOU WEAK, INSOLENT SWINE?!
Shelby: *is angered* fine *brings out Jellal*
Jellal: *magically poofs out of nowhere* h-hi Erza?
Erza: j-j-j-j Jellal? *immediately goes back to normal*
Jellal: I just wanted to tell you that I'm NOT married, I lied cause I'm SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY. I actually LOVE you. I should have KISSED YOU but I didn't, I'm SORRY. Will you MARRY ME?
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FanfictionLucy is the princess of the Heartfillia kingdom. She is a defiant and adventurous princess, but the problem is that she has to get married to strangers! One after another they get declined until her father decides he's had enough of this. He tells L...
