5 years old - Mason's room
* resting feet on beatrice's head *
mason: you know beatrice, i thought i didn't like you but i do now
beatrice: get your stupid feet off of my head
mason: feet can't be stupid dummy
beatrice: well you're so stupid that your feet are stupid
mason: i was being nice to you, ugh i take it back dummy
beatrice: stop calling me dummy stupid
mason: don't call me stupid dummy
beatrice: ok deal
mason: deal
beatrice: am i allowed to sit on your bed now?
mason: no
YOU ARE READING
complications
Jugendliteraturthe story of how a boy made a rule that he had no choice but to break. (intentional lower case)