complications

the cute thesaurus

11 years old - Library

mason: beatrice beatrice beatrice

beatrice: god you're- you're-

* flicks through thesaurus *

beatrice: repulsive

mason: listen to meeeeee

beatrice: just get on with it

mason: did you hear about that thing going through school

* jumping around *

beatrice: the rumor about you having a giant, hairy mole on your leg?

mason: noooooo it's- wait what?

beatrice: heh i just made that up, got you though

* throws a book at beatrice *

beatrice: sensitive much

mason: IT'S THAT I'M ' CUTE ' TO A BUNCH OF GIRLS IN OUR CLASS

beatrice: cute? are you sure they didn't mean-

* flicks through thesaurus *

* shuts thesaurus and slides it away *

beatrice: hey!

mason: isn't this great?

beatrice: how is it great?

mason: ... you're in love with me aren't you?

beatrice: i swear i will hit you so hard-

* librarian shushes them *

mason: yeah, shut up beatrice it's a library

beatrice: i hate you

mason: stop being so jealous of me

beatrice: jealous? why would i be jealous?

mason: cuz no guys think you're cute

beatrice: bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh

mason: maybe i should give the thesaurus back to you...

* clenches fist *