Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
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