Ship It

Like The Finest Wine (H2OVanoss)

Being alive for hundreds of years doesn't treat you well. I've been everywhere, seen everything the world has to offer–every single wonder fully explored. Everybody thinks that being immortal is the best thing that could ever happen, but I beg to differ. I get to watch as humans are born, live, grow old, and succumb to nature's way. There's no point in getting close to them if they are going to die, and trying to be buddy-buddy with others of my kind is suicide (we don't get along).

I was born as a monster, a beast that must feast on blood in order for survival.

I've already tried killing myself in more ways than one, and none seem to work. What's the point in living for nothing, if you even call this living? I don't want to sit around anymore and be bored out of my mind.

One of my only vampire friends that don't want to kill me, Brock, suggested that I try and find that special someone that can keep me company; to become a Creator (someone who changes a human into a vampire). I told him it was a load of bull because humans are selfish, cruel, and perhaps even more dangerous than vampires. They are always out to get each other.

The answer I got from my dear friend is that sometimes you don't choose who you feel for. Having experience with his husband Brian who was once human, Brock keeps stating that it was like they were destined mates. Soulmates? Yeah, right.
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I take a simple stroll down the sidewalk in one of my best suits with a watermelon sucker between my lips. It's like what humans call teething, except for vampires. It helps curb my appetite and make sure I don't immediately jump all of the humans in the vicinity.

To humans, I'm a billionaire in the clothing industry and CEO to the most popular clothing brand to date, J. D. Enterprises. Obviously the J and D represent my current name, Jonathan Denis. My real name is Jonathan Rain, but for safety reasons, I don't use it (I don't need other vamps trying to kill me for what I've done in the past).

Another boring day on this planet, or at least that's what I initially thought until I catch a bunch of stupid humans causing a commotion outside of my office building. Are they trying to ruin my reputation?!

I swiftly approach the petty feud before locking eyes with your generic human slut. Her fake hair and face heavily covered in makeup make me want to gag at the plastic girl. She looks snotty though and royally pissed.

The two men confronting her seem more decent, maybe handsome even. One is considerably the tallest in the scuffle and wearing glasses to cover his icy blue eyes. The other also has glasses but is shorter with hazel eyes framed as well.

"How could you do that to Evan! He's done everything for you and then you go and break his heart!" Hazels eyes filled with anguish and rage, the one male continues his rant. "And then you cheat on him?! If you didn't feel anything anymore you should have straight up told him, you evil whore!"

Wow, I have to admire shortie's choice of words, he's really dishing it out. The taller male has a look that could kill directed to the skank. "When I find the guy you used to cheat on Evan, I'm going to cut off his balls and feed them to you if you ever come near Evan or any of us again." He states coldly and I didn't know a human could sound so terrifying.

Deciding that things could get ugly, I feel my eyes grow electric blue as I use my compulsion to send the girl away leaving the two males to wallow in anger.

"I feel bad for Evan." A voice suddenly chimes behind me and I almost choke on my sucker. Wait, can that kill me? Nope never mind, vampires don't need to breathe.