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03. | [pepper spray]

'' Last night can't ever happen again. ''

Seo-Yoon sighed with sadness and said: '' Don't worry, Seol. We will be more careful next time. ''

'' It is all my fault for suggesting we do a street performance, '' I seriously mumbled and shook my head.

'' It is not your fault Baekhyun was out in Hongdae yesterday and he almost found out who you were one of the dancers, '' Seo-Yoon murmured before she suddenly started laughing. '' The look on your face when he put his hand on your shoulder and you turned around and saw him was absolutely priceless though. You seemed like you actually peed your pants from surprise! It is sad that we can't tell him the truth, because half of our audience were his fangirls trying to find him and they gave us so much more money than we usually make with our street performances. ''

That was true and the thought of the money almost made me consider it, but then I quickly reminded myself how if Baekhyun would find out about our street dance battles and performances and tell somebody, we would get fired like there was no tomorrow.

Seo-Yoon and I went our separate ways and I was dragging a vacuum cleaner down the hallway when I suddenly heard Chanyeol's terrified screaming. I let out a loud sigh, already knowing he probably pulled a prank and made somebody angry again. His eyes were wide with fear when he ran around the corner and sprinted past me. I was wondering if I should do something to stop whoever was chasing him, when that person ran down the hallway. I already opened my mouth to say that violence wasn't allowed in the dorms, but then I saw their face and started choking with laughter.

It was Kyungsoo and he had a mustache and glasses drawn on his face with a black sharpie.

Chanyeol screamed something about how I was a traitor and I was still laughing a few moments later when Suho ran from the same direction as the two of them and asked: '' I'm sorry, but have you perhaps seen Chanyeol and D.O.? ''

'' I understand it must be tough to be a single mother, but you should take better care of your kids. Park Optimistic did something stupid and Kyungsoo looks like he got possessed by Satan again, '' I replied and pointed in the direction they disappeared to. '' You have about two minutes before Satan kills Park Optimistic, Shoe-hoe. ''

Suho gave me a strange look, then he quickly rushed after them.

I finished vacuuming the hallways of the dorms and for once I was prepared to go home at the actual end of my shift, when I heard there was something happening at the entrance. I quickly hid between the bushes and watched the two idols that were having an argument. The girl was part of one of the groups from S.M. Entertainment, the boy was also a famous singer and it seemed like they were secretly dating, because I could hear her saying that she wanted to break up with him. Things were starting to get interesting, but I had to remind myself to stop being a stalker, give them their space and go home when just as I was about to leave, the sound of a slap echoed through the night and made me turn my head again.

The girl was holding her cheek and crying when she ran back inside the dorms and the guy wanted to go after her, but I quickly jumped out of the bushes, stumbled for a few steps and stopped in front of him. He was taken by surprise while I smiled and said: '' It would be best if you let this one go without causing any more trouble and go back to your own dorms, idol boy. As you can see, she's just not in to you. ''

He frowned and clenched his fingers in to fists. '' Who even are you? Are you some kind of crazy fan? ''

'' You wish. I am not particularly into idols and your ex girl seems to not like them anymore either... '' I smirked and shook my head. '' No, she probably just doesn't like you and I can see why, because you are clearly a piece of shit that hits girls. Get out of my face now before I call security, news reporters, the fire department and your mother, boy. ''