Tales of Transcendance: Multidimensional Love

Bobobo X Metroid

Super Shakey Shake Fist of the Metroid

"How long had it been? How long have I drifted aimlessly searching for a purpose?" Samus solemnly stared out the bay window of her spacecraft. Ever since she accomplished her goal of eradicating the Metroids and stopping those who would weaponize the impressionable creatures, she had felt lost. For years now, she had pondered her existence, wondering if there was a place in this world she belonged. After all, what good is a bounty hunter who no one required the services of? She remained lost in thought until she heard a distress signal getting beamed to her ship. It seemed she was passing a planet that had intelligent life. She instinctively began descrambling the encrypted message and found three keywords that sent shivers down her spine.... "Help.....me.....Please....." She listened to the faint female voice again, realizing that this may be the very thing she was looking for to get her back on track. She punched the Thruster to maximum and careened towards the planet with a newfound sense of purpose.

"I'm telling you! You don't actually need help! It's just a small scratch!" Beauty shouted as she looked over the elaborate SOS machine Poppa Rocks had constructed. "How'd you even build that anyways, and why do you sound so feminine?" Beauty was shocked by his childish antics, but what else should she be expecting? "I-it's just.....I'm so injured..." Poppa Rocks replied as he turned to look at Beauty. His body was clad in a lovely blue gown and his lipstick perfect. The only real issue with his appearance was his runny mascara. "I-I've heard scraped knees can lead to....amputations..." He said as he curled into a ball, once again crying for help. Beauty just rolled her eyes, letting him go on and on. "I think something's coming..." Bobobo piped up as he blatantly turned from their enemy. "HEY, THE FIGHTS OVER HERE!" Doc Taco Truck shouted as he flung a flurry of well spiced tacos at the gang. Thankfully, Jelly Jiggler took the blows, as the tacos integrated into his jelly. "AHHHHH NOOOO!!! MY BLUEBERRY FLAVORING IS NOW TACO FLAVORING!" He roared as he flew into a rage and began pummeling Doc Taco Truck. "Hmmmmm...may be a good time to check out whatever's bugging my nose hair..." Bobobo said as he put on his tuxedo and called his presidential escorts. "Where did you even get them?" Beauty asked in surprise.

It wasn't long until Samus's ship had arrived where the distress signal seemed to be coming from. She immediately made her way to her suit and donned the legendary armor. She wasn't sure what she'd face, but she was sure to be ready. As her ship landed, she spotted someone approaching. He seemed to be rather large with a huge blonde afro. Normally, she would have been on edge, but she didn't sense danger...yet. Her ship opened as she walked down the ramp, armed and ready. "Howdy, I'm President Bobobo and welcome to earth." he stated with a smile. "What??? But there wasn't even a vote!" Said Beauty. "That's okay, I believe in freedom!" He retorted joyfully. "Come on, there has to be a vote!" Poppa Rocks stated, now clad in his own Tux. "Seems someone needs to learn their place..." Bobobo said as his armed guards took Poppa Rocks away. "NOOOO HELP ME! PLEASE!" He shouted in his girliest voice. That Voice....Samus was sure that was the voice she heard on the distress signal!

 Without a second thought, she released a huge blast of energy at Bobobo, figuring he was the cause of the distress from earlier. "WOAH!" He shouted as the ball of energy careened towards him. "Hold on a sec, I need to figure out how to stop this..." He said as the ball of energy ceased its forward momentum. "Wait what?" Samus said in pure confusion. Clearly she was dealing with some powerful beings. After a brief moment, he slapped his hands together and his expression changed to one of seriousness. "It's simple....can't believe i didn't realize this before...I just need to...." he trailed off as Poppa Rocks came back with the two Presidential guards each carrying a milk shake. "A HUMAN SHIELD!" He shouted as he grabbed Poppa Rocks and held him in the blasts path. It promptly smashed into him and exploded on impact. "Wait no! That wasn't what I..." Samus stopped her sentence as she noticed he was fine and actually seemed happy. "Ahhh....I can't feel my knee scratch anymore..." Poppa Rocks laid down peacefully.