Me and Betty both sat on a bench as we watch our children play. Jimmy is under the slide building a machine, Dora is swinging on the swings, and my newly adopted child, Barry The Bee, is buzzing around the swings as Dora laughs at his buzzing.
I tried wrapping my huge ogre arm around Betty, but she hissed at me and ran up a tree on all fours. I sighed happily as I watch her climb up the tree while making these demonic noises. Man, she's so hot when she's angry! I love my wi-
"DADDDYYYYYY!!"
I quickly turn my head in the direction of the scream, and I saw my Dora running towards me while crying. I got up and picked her up, patting her on the back while saying, "shh, it's okay. What happened, princess?"
"BARRY FREAKING STUNG ME! KILL HIM, DADDY! K I L L H I M!"
Aww, I can see her mother in her! How swee-
no, stay focused, Shrek. Focus on the situation.
"Anything for you, sweet cheeks"
I wipe a tear off her check before setting her down. I angrily stomp over to Barry the bee with anger boiling inside of my ogre body. When I approached him, I slammed my big, mighty, ogre fist onto his small body. His body stuck to my fist after I lifted it. My nose curls up with disgust at the sight, so I simply wipe his body away on my shirt, and I stroll back over to my loving daughter who is now playing in the sand.
"Thank you, daddy" she said in her small, innocent tone.
"No problem, honey nipples <3"
I say back down onto the bench and spent the rest of my day watching my beloved children play.
Such a beautiful chapter <3
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My One Big Meme Family
De TodoHi my name is Shrek, why don't you come and meet the my lovely family? I'm sure they'll be happy to see you :)
