Do you ever feel like you just wanna die?
Are you okay?
Yeah, i'm fine.
I'm bein serious here.
Don't you miss those days when people could just ask questions and still be okay while not being suspected or somethin'?
You sound like a Grandpa.
I am far from one. But I do look hot as hell.
Don't curse.
Why?
Because it's bad, why else?
Aw you're so cute.
I just wanna pinch your cheeks.
Yeah okay, no.
Have you ever done the dirty?
That is so not appropriate! And who even says that?
I do and why not?
Because it's personal you nitwit!
Dam, don't get your knickers in a twist.
Again?
Fine, goodbye.
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