WHASSUP MOFOS
Oh god, not this again.
Are you going through a phase?
Mom, I told you, this is not a phase.
I'm gay and you need to accept that.
Goodbye.
Oh come on! That was funny!
It really wasn't.
Alright fine, sorry.
You know you didn't have to say sorry to me right?
What do you want from me woman??
A sense of humor, good looks and... an actual brain.
Goodbye.
Oh come on! That was funny!
You are such a copycat.
Like you aren't.
Goodbye is a word in the dictionary.
And a sentence is a bunch of words formed into one long thing. So it's in the dictionary too.
If I wasn't smart I totally would've have gotten that.
So you didn't, next important news!
Gotta go, byee Draco.
I'll find out your name sooner or later.
Bye.
[ how was that? idk. im on a sort of writer's block but on a different note, go check out my other story called 'sweet & sarcastic'. chapters are going to be very much longer than this and it's dramione so... yeah! other than that, have a good day, and thank you for 4k reads <3 ]
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FanfictionUnknown Number: Mum, could you please buy me some tampons on your way home? Draco: Unless I suddenly changed sex and gave birth to you then this is the wrong number - When Hermione starts texting her rival at school thinking he was...
