- My Opinion On Sonic Shippings -

(( Sonadow ))

I bet you're thinking, "Yay, Sonadow!! My favoriet!11"

But you shouldn't be, bucko.

Because just like Shadow, I hate it. Dislike it extremely heavily if you're gonna cry about me sayin'  hate.

Anyways, let's get started. //shuffles papers//

This ship annoys me to death.

All I see is hot hot hot hot potatoe smut hentai smut hot potatoe hentai
(Spelling intentional)

And it's all over the goddamn place and literally a shocking 80% of the Sonic fandom in the Wattpad community (not confirmed but probably is true) ships this, along with Mephilver which I'll get to in here's time.

You know, when reading through Ask And Dare Sonic & Shadow & Silver Books, I except funny dares and
NOT SONIC AND SHADOW DOING THE HOOCHIECOOCHIE
NOT SILVER AND MEPHILES DOING THE HONGPONG.

It's rather agitating :)

And additionally where I'm trying to look up a ship I ship that has good fanfiction. Say... SonTails for example.
Nope, hardly any fanfics for that.

Silvails? Absolutely none.

Shadails? Nope.

Shadilver? Not a lot.

But Sonadow?
100048282017379 books for that!

Try something new! Get your head out of the box every annoying fangirl is stuck in!

Hell, I even had someone come crying to other people that I didn't support Sonadow.
Like... yeah? So? I have the right to an opinion as much as you have yours, am I right?

Now, on to the smut.

Ew, yes, the smut.

Eugh.

1. SONIC IS NOT A CUTE SHY UKE
2. SONIC IS NOT A CUTE SHY UKE
3. SONIC IS NOT A CUTE SHY UKE
4. SHADOW ISN'T A STANKY HORNY RAPIST
5. SHADOW ISN'T A STANKY HORNY RAPIST
6. SHADOW ISN'T A STANKY HORNY RAPIST

Sonic isn't gonna 'squeak and blush' and hide from his senpai Shadow-kun while Shadow gives a sMeXyy,, smirkoo,,

Like.
Legit.

Get Sonic's personality right.

Shadow's too.

IT'S TIME TO STOP OKAY
IT'S TIME TO sTOP

Rating: Anger (0)/10

PS: At least the fanart gives me inspiration.
PPS: Check out NotMasterhands's rant on this ship! It also fits into my opinion on it.