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Hey der mah lil Pantherwaffles! Sorry for the wait ;-;Here's another chappy for ya

*Le random squid walks in*

Me:I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE! 0-0

LRS:No, i just went to get a poptart.

Me:All that time? Why would you eat human food?WHY ARE YOU TAKING MAH FEWDZ!?

LRS:Because I'm a special squid

Me:*mutters*Hmph,special indeed

LRS:*in a deep voice*What did you say biatch?

Me:Nothing.

LRS:That's what I thought. BY THE WAY!You readers, people,human,creatures,whatever you prefer to be called, things.

Me:...

LRS:You wanna know a secret? Or should i say..."spoiler" ;)

Me:O.o don't.you.fucking.dare...

LRS:You-*tapes mouth shut and ties me to a chair* I can do what I want so,you Shut up!*turns to you*Now that that's dealt with. I KNOW WHY SKY IS DYYING!I KNOW WHY SKY IS DYYING!I KNOW WHY SKY IS DYYING!!

Me:Why are you singing?

LRS:Cause I can. And how are you speaking again?

Me:Magic biatch >:)

LRS;Whatever. You see, someone,I won't say any names, got angry that the beloved little Butter king wasn't dead...

Me:*tries to get free*

LS: So, he-i mean they, planned  to finish him off once and for all.

Me:*unties self*

LRS:They broke into the house by breaking the window and-

Me:I SAID SHUDDUP BIATCH! THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW!*jumps from chair and pounces LRS*

LRS:*smirks* You know you want me

Me:Wha- ..*jumps off*EEEWWW!!!HELL TO THE FUCKIN NO!I'D RATHER DIE!.

..GET SOME DISINFECTANT!GET SOME IODINE!(if u get that last *disinfectant spray n iodine* reference I shall love u forever..no homo :3) *secretly pulls out hidden blade(I've been all assassin's creed mode the past few days)*better yet, I'd rather you die..

LRS:Say what now?

Me:*stabs LRS*

LRS:I just wanted to read..

Me:Lies!...THE CAKE IS A LIIIEEE!!

LRS:*dies*

Me:*awkward silence*...Alright, that's over with..I hope. Now, THE ADVENTURE AWAITS!!

(prepare for a ton of time skips, and some a/n's...CAUSE I CAN)*eats poptart*

~~Ty POV(*POOF AGAIN BIATCH*)~~

   Bark!Bark!Bark! "Jeez Buddy, what are you yipping about now?" I looked over at the digital clock on the wall(a/n because we have these in our classrooms:P why not?). 12:00 am. "Ugh. He probably needs to go pee or something." I waited a bit longer. I could hear his collar jingle as moved about downstairs. He better not wake up the neighbors again. I closed my eyes and went back to sleep.

*4 hours later(a/n yes, 'Sky' was there for 4 hours. Notch and his magical time powers and whatnot just made it seem to go by faster...

..confused much?:) good)* 

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