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"Yale, I fucking despise you, you know that?"

"Yale?"

"Motherfucker, are you ignoring me?"

"I don't think Barnes & Noble sell those books, anything else that you'd like?"

"..."

"You do know that you've just called Barnes & Noble instead of this Yale person, right?"

"Um...no comprendo?"

"I think we do have that book, it's $11.99 would you like to take it?"

"..."

"Ma'am? Ma'am, did you just hang up on me?"

"..."

"Fuck you, bitch."

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:O I'm excited for this lol.

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