"Hello, this is Aster working at Barnes & Noble how may I help with your bookish desires today?"
"You really should stop saying that. My Mom thought you were selling book dildos."
"Then your Mom needs help."
"Nah, I do. I'm so done with the world."
"Okay, let's not get too deep here."
"Whatever. How old are you?"
"STALKER STALKER STALKER ALERT."
"I'm really hoping you get fired from your job."
"Shut up. I'm 18, bitch."
"Ew, you're old. I'm 16."
"Where is the logic? You're only two years younger than me."
"Ding ding. Did you hear that? It was an elevator cos you need to get on my level."
"Oooh Aster you just got slayed!"
"Debbie, can you shut up?"
"Who's Debbie?"
"Some bitch that I call my best friend."
"..."
"And she's gone."
"I'm starting to think she hates you, Aster."
"Shut the fuck up, Debbie."
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