Finding The Idiot

- The Phone Call -

*Income Call*

"Hello?"

"I have your friend and if you don't cooperate with me then he dies."

"Liar."

"Liar?"

"Duh, do you need me to translate it to you with your fake accent?"

"My accent is not fake."

"uh huh"

"no uh"

"Whatever makes you sleep at night, buddy."

"It's not FAKE!"

"Of course it's not. Now you were saying that you have my friend and blah blah blah."

"Listen hear bitch-"

"LANGUAGE!"

"ENGLISH!"

"With a fake accent. hehe"

"Ughhhh! How many times do I have to tell you it's not fake...Listen carefully, I have your friend and to free him I need 1.2 million dollars-"

"Do you think I have that kind of money?! If you think your calling Oprah then you got the wrong number."

"No I don't, this is April, right"

"In the flesh, so how may I help you this afternoon."

"With 1.2 million dollars, please. "

"Sweetheart, your calling a person not a bank. But because you said please I will give you 1.2 million dollars exchange of my friend you supposedly have kidnapped."

"Really?"

"Pshh, NO! Hahaha, you should have heard your voice. You really thought I was going to give you 1.2 million dollars, for what...your addiction to gambling."

"Fine then you won't see your friend ever again"

"Wait! What friend? Who do you have kidnapped in your filthy basement?"

"Hunter Alvarez."

"WHAT?! YOU HAVE HUNTER! THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN MISSING FOR DAYS, HUNTER!"

"That is correct."

"Oh, then tell him to come back, he missed his Finals, which brought his grades down like a lot."

"How, if I have him tied up?"

"Then untie him, stupid."

"What do you mea-"

"..."

"HELLO!"

"Howdy new stranger."

"Listen here, either you give us 1.2 million dollars or your precious lover boy is killed."

"Lover boy? Do you have Peeta Mellark? *gasp!* Let my baby go! Or I will find you and I will kill you."

"Really? Taken."

"I just really like that meme."

"Stop changing the topic! Give us the money or we kill Hunter!"

"Kill, like murder kill, right."

"Yes, like murder. Do we-"

"You can go to jail for murder you know that?"

"Only if we get caught."

"Cocky much."

"Cocky. What do you-"

"Let me talk to Hunter."

"Why?"

"For all I know Hunter can be already dead and you guys just want the money."

"Fine."

"..."

"..."

"April?"

"Hi, idiot."

"April, this is serious. Please help me."

"Dude, they're asking for 1.2 million f*cking dollars. My allowance is barely twenty dollars a month. And that's only if I get lucky."

"Listen we don't have that much time. They're going to send you clues everyday-"

"Clues?! Who do they think I am, Sherlock Holmes."

"April, please."

"Sorry...So the clues?"

"They're going to sent you clues everyday and as for the money...my hands are tied."

"Literally, hehe"

"Just please find a way."

"Okay, do I tell anyone about this?"

"NO-"

"Alright, times up princess, you have one month to find Hunter or else he's a dead man."

*Call Ended*

Well that was rude. How can he just hang up on me like that?

"April, honey, who was that?" My grandmother comes in my room drying her hands on her apron.

"Just a friend, nana." I look back at my phone. "Just a friend."

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I literally had this idea floating in my head yesterday when I was at Costco looking at the televisions. So I decided to actually write a book instead of just reading them. I have no idea if this will be read, but if you do read it then vote and leave a comment to show me your support. If people read this book then I'll post more.

But for now, see ya later.

- August 29, 2016 -