Finding The Idiot

- Victoria's Secret -

After a week in the hospital eating nothing, but cardboard, I'm finally released. Malia bought me and herself a new phone because she destroyed my other baby. She will be missed. *wipes tear.*

Tyler bought a new car, which made me shed another tear because Bumblebee was cool. Fuck you, Tyler. He got a boring ol Range Rover. He said so we can blend in with the crowd. Again, Bumblebee will be missed.

I was suppose to leave the day after, but the doctor wanted to play it safe and keep me there for an entire week.

I sit in the back of the new car, while Malia and Tyler sit in the front. I take out my new phone and play best fiends #notspons. After a couple of minutes of driving, Tyler parks the car. I look up from my phone and I see we're at a shopping center.

Ooooo momma is buying herself some new shoes.

"Here is your credit card." Tyler said passing me the card. "It's about 200,000 dollars."

My jaw drops. "200,000 dollars!" Tyler nods and gives Malia a credit card also.

"Come on bish, let's go and be shopaholics for a day." Maila said stepping out of the car.

I follow her lead to the front entrance. Malia pushes the door, but it doesn't open. She does it again, but it doesn't bulge. She starts to violently push the door to get it open. Tyler looks at her and pulls the door next to her.

"Not to brag or anything, but I know how to read." Tyler said pointing to the sticker that says 'PULL.'

Malia looks down at the floor in embarrassment, while I try extremely hard not to laugh. This is the reason why I became friends with her. We are both idiots.

I walk in first, wondering around before Malia calls out for me. I turn around and walk towards Tyler and Malia. "April Hernandez, at your service."

"If you see anything or anyone suspicious call me. Got it." Tyler said sternly. Oh, boy he's serious again.

Malia and I nod and run to the nearest store, which happens to be Forever 21. I could already hear the song Side to Side by Ariana Grande playing. Malia and I spilt our ways.

I run towards the shirt section and Malia runs towards the shoes. She always had a thing for shoes. She needs helps. And I am here help.

I some how wonder out of Forever 21 and into the food court. No suprise there, right. I'm really hungry, I had to skip breakfast and lunch too, like what is this. Did an apocalypse happen while I was in the hospital?

Oh my god, this is the Walking Dead.

Holy shiz.

"April!"

I turn around and see Malia running towards me with her arms full of bags. "We have been here for an hour or so and you have completely bought the entire store."

"Hey! It's 200, 000 dollars free." Malia puts her bags on the floor.

I help her with her bags and find an empty table. We walk around and find one. "So, where are your bags?" asks Malia.

"Umm, well you see, they're invisible."

"Oh, I see very well." Malia grabs all her bags and my arm. "We are going shopping. But this time it's your turn."

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"Try this on."

I let out a sigh and grab the outfit from Malia's hand. I didn't even look at it because if I did I would have said no. Then Malia would have still drag me to the fitting room.

I'm just tired of getting my ass dragged up and down these nasty floors.

I find an empty changing room and enter. I put the clothes on the hook. I turn around and almost let out a shriek when I saw a monster in front of me.

This is the first time in a week that I have looked at myself in a mirror. My hair is up in a messy bun, the bags under my eyes are huge, and my outfit is not on point.

It's literally just a t-shirt and a pair of jeans. I wouldn't complain about it if it were my size. Everything looks big on me.

I let out a sigh and try on outfit one hundred and something. I don't know, I lost count at twenty.

I look at the mirror and like what I see. It looks simple, but also complicated. Literally my life.

I walk out with the outfit back on the hanger, walking towards Malia. She looks at me and instantly sees me walk to her not empty handed.

"I nailed it?"

I look at her. "Yup," I said plopping the 'p.'

Without another word, she quickly gathers up a couple more outfits and pulls my arm to the cash register.

We paid and left the store we have been at for so long. "We should find Tyler," I suggest to Malia.

Malia agrees and we're off to hunter down Tyler. I look at all of the stores on the first floor, while Malia looks on the second floor.

I scan through all of the guys stores, but I can't find him at all. I give up and sit on a bench in front of Victoria's Secret. I look inside of the story and see a guy walking around.

I feel bad for him. His girlfriend forced him inside and I bet he lost some of his ego too. The guy turns around and faces me.

My jaw drops and I get up and walk towards him. "What the fuck, Tyler."

"April." He chuckles nervously. "What are you doing?"

"Well, I was looking for you, but gave up. Then I saw you here. Is there something you would like to tell me?"

"Nah, I'm good."

"You sure. I mean can you at least tell me why were you in here."

"Umm-"

"Found you!" yells Malia.

I turn to see Malia running towards us. "Tyler you're a child if we had to find you." Malia walks over to a bench and takes a seat. "So, where we're you anyway."

Tyler shifted uncomfortable and hanging his head down. He mumbled something. Something no one heard, but him and I.

It was "Victoria's Secret. In the perfume section."

I laughed and everyone even Malia looked at me funny.

Tyler just stood there blushing.

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I'm back!
Yes, I know this is a sucks chapter and I'll update again on Friday or aubergine tomorrow with a better chapter.
School lately has an ass and I can't deal with it, but it's all over, for now.

My update schedule will be random, but around December it will be one chapter every three days.

Anyway, if you enjoyed vote and comment on this chapter.

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- November 30, 2016 -

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