Finding The Idiot

- April Equals Winner -

Hunter's POV

*Morgan Freeman Voice*

Tied up to a chair and covered in blood is an idiot, who has the brain size of a peanut.

Why he is an idiot is unknown, but what we do know is that he is definitely a single pringle after this all shit is over.

Now, back to regular programing.

*End of Morgan Freeman Voice*

I'm going to be a dead single pringle, which is just sad. I've been here now, god knows how long and everything is turning into chaos.

Marcus is pulling his hair because all of his good men are dead or missing. By dead, I mean Marcus lost his mind and is shooting everyone, who he thinks is a trader.

This man needs some serious therapy. Tyler is missing and Liam that was sent yesterday to kidnap April, but is missing also. He wants to send someone else, but he doesn't want to lose another one of his best men.

Can't he go out himself and find April? I mean if you want the job done right, you have to go do it yourself, right?

He just a pussy, who doesn't want to get killed because he doesn't want to go to hell. Like dude you're not immortal. You're going to die someday for your actions why not do it now.

It would really save most of people's time. Am I right? Ugh. I'm just want a normal freaking bed to sleep on. My back feels like shit right now.

Oh, and some food too. The mash potatoes are tasting much more like cardboard than actual food.

"You!" Marcus pointed his finger at me. His hair looks like a cheap knock off Albert Einstein's hair. "What did you do? Why isn't no one coming back?"

"Maybe is because your an ugly piece of shit and everyone else noticed you've gone bananas." Marcus of course didn't like my answer and bitched slapped me.

"The only reason I'm keeping you alive is because your bate for April." He turns around and starts walking away from me.

Before he can fully walk out my dumb ass decides to say, "Remember this, cocksucker, April equals winner!"

Marcus stops at his tracks and this ladies and gentlemen is the part that I knew I was a dead man. He grabs the first thing he saw, which happened to be a knife and threw it at me.

I close my eyes and the knife barely touching my shoulder. I open my eyes to see Marcus gone and my shoulder cut. It's not that bad unless it starts bleeding.

Okay, now it's bleeding. Holy mole.

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It's day I don't know and I'm still here. Hungry like usual, they don't treat their guests very good here. April is somewhere trying find me, I guess and has no luck. I still don't know why she hasn't given up yet. I've lied to her and cheated yet she still wants to save me.

That you friends, is true friendship. Maybe Malia is with her, probably. I want a burrito. Oh, look a butterfly. It's so pretty.

Okay, I not making any sense, but it's the my fault. Someone shot me medicine, literally shot me. With a gun or something and went bang to my arm or was it my leg.

No, legs are the things you walk on, right? Fuck, this more confusing than AP Calculus. Can someone please tell me what are arms?

"Hey! Are. You. Okay?" I look up to Marcus looking cleaned up.

"You don't look like Shrek that much your getting closer to donkey."

"Why you little-" He raises his hand and drag I close my eyes for impact, but nothing happens.

I slowly open up one eye to see, Marcus meditating. I fully open my eyes. "Duh fuck are you doing? I mean I know you lost you're mind, but not this much."

"One more word out of your mouth will be a bullet in your head."

"But one bullet in my head means I'm dead and you have no bate for April." I smile at him sweetly. "Which means your stuck with me until April comes."

Marcus takes a deep breath in and out. He opens his eyes and the creepiest smile shows up. I look up at him and try my best to move back. I'm 99.9% that he just got possessed.

"Listen, I'll take whatever your taking. The pain is killing me."

"Hunter, you know how to piss people off, huh."

"Yup, but I don't call it a talent, more like a hobby." I sit up straight or as much as I can, really. "Now, where are you going all dressed up."

"Nowhere, if you try anything, I swear to god I will-"

"You'll what...you'll spank me daddy."

Marcus lets out a frustrated sigh and walks out without another word.

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"ALL BY MYSELF...don't want to be...ALL BY MYSELF...anymore!"

"SHUT UP!" From the shadows appears the one the only...Marcus. "The first thing I hear when I enter into this room is your voice."

"Well, no shit. You have ears," I said with a duh tone. "You know your a really bad host."

Marcus snapped his fingers and like magic two men that probably inject themselves with steroids appear on each side of him. They both come towards me and pick up the chair that I was tied up on.

So basically they are carrying me up like I'm the queen. No. I am the queen and these men are the peasants that follow my every directions. The men carry me outside of the dark room that I was in, who knows how long.

The sun's rays instantly hit my eyes. "No! The sun! I'm melting!"

They put me down and I slowly open my eyes. When I open my eyes its not what I expected to see. Actually it's not who I expected. Da fuq are they doing here?

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Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays.
I hope everyone is having an amazing day. I just want to thank everyone for the support they have been giving to this book. I'm extremely grateful for that. Never in a million years have I thought that this book will be read by anyone actually. So, thank you all so so much for 1k reads.

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- December 25, 2016 -