Finding The Idiot

- Damn, Papi -

Who knew my first time in jail, I, April, was going to be bailed. I thought I was going to escape, but that wasn't the case.

The police or should I say the sheriff is standing there with the cell door wide open and none of us are making an attempt to leave. We are all just still until the sheriff gets tired and drags us out.

They grab us and pull us out of the holding cell. "Oh, how'd you know I like it rough," Tyler said the officer, who was holding his arm tightly.

"Shut up and keep walking." The officer said not looking at him.

"Wow, I love when my partner is the dominant. It turns me on."

"Jeezs Tyler, can you please shut up before you give this officer a boner!" I yelled. Literally, the entire station just heard because their heads were facing in our direction.

Awkward.

The officers threw us out and shut the door. "Now what are we going to do," Tyler asked taking a sit on the floor.

"We need to grab our stuff we left in the sheriff's office." And like magic or I guess they heard us. The door burst open and an officer threw our belongings towards us.

How ruuude.

Everything was scattered. We all picked up our things and started walking to go pick up our car.
I turn around and see the same guy who shot his partner.

"Tyler. Malia." I whisper quickly. I turn back around and see they both have gone far ahead. I turn back to see the guy, literally two feet into of me.

Okay, he is definitely a ninja. "Wow, most girls will run when they see a man in all black."

"Well, you're a part of my favorite movie." I step back a little. "I thought criminals are suppose to stab and move on."

"Oh, sweetheart those are pyschos. I like to stay around," the guy steps closer, which involuntarily makes me go back.

"I'll scream if you step closer."

"Is that a threat because I can do this," without warning he pulls out a gun and as a badass, I kick the gun from his hands.

The gun goes flying and falling twenty feet away. We both look at each other and run towards the gun.

I stick out my leg making him trip over them. He grabs both of my legs and pulls me, which at the end makes me eat shit.

I start kick my legs and trying to reach for the gun, but it's no use. He pulls me under him and I could see a smirk.

He's gonna snap my neck or worse. I'm so fucked. Or maybe not.

"I thought you wou-" Before he could finished and I leaned in and kissed him. Yep that was my genius idea. I mean it worked in movies, so why not try.

He instantly responds and when I start to feel his grip loosen, I push him back. I get up quickly and run to the gun.

I load it and point it, towards him. His back is face me. "You're more badass than I thought, bella."

"Well I do love action movies."

He chuckles. "Your sense of humor, I like. But you intelligence is a little off." He turns around with a gun pointed at me.

I look at the gun horrified, but hold on. This fucker could have used that gun, but instead fought me over for the other one.

Again, who hired this idiot. "Dumbass."

"Scusami?"

"Don't be speaking in Italian, is it. When you can talk english?"

"I can speak in my language if I want too."

"Okay then. How would you feel if I said this. Te dispararé con esta pistola si dices what."

"What?"

I closed my eyes and pulled the trigger. I opened my eyes slowly, to see no one. Absolutely no one. He disappeared just like in the movie Now You See Me 2.

"Wrong move." I quickly turned around to see him standing there. Know I'm starting to freak out. Where the fuck are Malia and Tyler?

Before I could zayn, he picked me up and threw me on his back. I stated slapping his ass because why not.

"Put me down, you...you ass nugget. Pineapple head. Chicken shitter. You nipple face, dick ear thingy."

"Shut up."

I'm tired and my stomach hurts and all I want to do is go sleep, but no. I'm going to get kidnapped. I want to cry. I'm going to cry.

I stop slapping his ass and hide my face in my hands. I started to sniffle a little and whimper quietly to myself.

"Are you crying?" I could hear the soft tone he was giving me. Almost too soft.

"No," I let out, but even my voice you could tell I'm at the verge of tears. "I'm okay, keep on walking."

He put me down and took off his hood that was covering his face.

The only thing I could have said at that time was "Damn, papi."

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We sat on the steps of the sheriff office and just talk. We talked about random shit like how he could a back flip while eating a donut.

Malia and Tyler aren't back yet, which is starting to worry me a little bit. It's been an hour and they haven't noticed that I've been gone.

I have such good friends, don't I.

Can you just sense my sarcasm from the fucking moon.

"You are not a really good listener, you know that."

I snapped out of my thoughts and look at him. "So, I've been told." I tucked my knees to my chest and rested my chin on my knees. "Hey, you never told me your name."

"Liam. Yours."

"April." Took out my hand for him to shake it. "It's a pleasure to meet you Liam." Liam took my hand and shook it.

"The pleasure is all mine." Liam smiled and stood up. "Well, I have to go."

I look up at him. "But aren't you going to kidnap me."

He chuckles. "I was, but I can't. You're too pretty."

I stand up. "Excuse me, but are you flirting."

He blushes. "No! No."

"Okay whatever, come on, let's go find my friends." I grab Liam's hand and drag to the direction I last saw them.

"But I need to go back." Liam said stopping. "If not then I'll be a dead man for sure."

"Nooo, you're coming with me. What would happen if someone tries to kidnap me again?"

Liam smiles and continues walking, "You got a good point. Okay, I'll join."

"Yasssss, let's follow the yellow brick road."

"Calm down, you're making me regret my decision."

For the rest of the walk, I hummed the whole song album of The Wizard of Oz.

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I'm currently on winter break, which mean Christmas is coming up.
QOTD: Are you going to stuff your face?

Anyway,

Happy Holidays, Bye

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- December 17, 2016 -