Dear Brother

You Fool!

Dear my idiotic brother Thor,

This block you speak of from the bathroom is not for eating and I do not plan on eating it ever. This soap object is use it for washing your hands. You ate a cleaning product you nitwit. Well the only reason I have written you back is because this man named Liam is claiming you as his brother and insists that your name is Chris. I have never heard of such a thing, and I question if this could be a man that father has had a long time ago or maybe there is another adopted kid in the family? Besides the reason, I cannot have this potential threat remain in this universe, so I plan on destroying him and his strange girlfriend. I am unaware if she is human or of some other world. Many a times I have seen this thing dance around the place and singing with little garments on her body. I feel as if she is attempting to be a distraction to the Liam fellow as he tries to rule the world or possible steal the hammer that you weald to rule the world. And that is my job and my job only. So after I am done eliminating the threats, I must know who this Elsa chick is. I have seen many pictures depicted of her and I romantically involved. I shall put a stop to this as I have no time for romance in this time of war. I hate to break hearts but I break more than that everyday. Just warning you that bad things are to come in the near future so keep your mitts clean and don't eat the soap anymore.

Your brother that will do what he wants when he wants and is much better looking,

Loki.

P.S. What is a "Tumblr"?