The Prank

It was the dead of night when the Jock, the Ditz, the Nerd, the Gamer, the Cheater, the Foreign Exchange Student, and the Class President entered the school.

"Hello everyone and welcome to our senior prank.", proudly declared the Class President.

"Don't I know prank how " shouted the Foreign Exchange Student.

"Uhh, Nerd Translate!" someone shouted.

"He is attempting to express his knowledge of how he doesn't know how to prank, most likely because in his country, he would be hung at the gallows for attempted such a feat of defiance. " stated the Nerd.

"Well, that's unfortunate. Anyhow, our prank tonight has been approved by the Principal, Board of Directors, the local Police, the Mayor, the Confederation of Parents, the Neighborhood Watch, The Secretary of the House and the Prime Minister of Istanbul. So I'd say we have all our bases covered. We are allowed to, blow up one latex free balloon and carefully deflate it so it makes a fart noise. Then we have to leave, otherwise we'll all get suspended."

"Boo!" exclaimed the Ditz. "I've spent four years in this high school! My legacy is not going to be making a fart noise in the middle of the night!"

"NO!" Called out the Jock. "If we get caught, I'll get suspended and I'll lose my $10,000,000 scholarship to Community Tech to be a benchwarmer!"

"What! I have a 10.03 GPA! I passed every AP class the school offers! I'm valedictorian of the class, I got accepted to Harvard, Oxford and Yale! Yet I only got $2 from Community Tech!" raged the Nerd.

"Guys, in all honesty. I've been suspended eight times so far, it's not all that bad." declared the cheater.

"You wat m8?" raved the Gamer.

"Eight times pip squeak!" screamed the Cheater.

"Well, actually, in Bully scholarship edition I've been suspended 48 times. So beeeeeeaaaat that! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" rampaged the Gamer.

"Ewe, what did you say?" stammered the Ditz.

"The Gamer just, to put it in his terms, one-uped the cheater. Haha you get it, because mario and ... one ups and ... stuff ......" said the Nerd as he slowly looked down at the floor.

"He didn't one up me 'cause I say he didn't" Rampaged the cheater.

"Quit friends! If we do not stop out now , the police came , it takes me back to homeland!" cried the Foreign exchange student.

"Nerd Translate!" Yelled the Class President.

"He's threatened to alert the police! And to take us back to his homeland!" stuttered the Nerd.

"Guy's come on! This will be fun!", said the Class president as he began to blow up the balloon.

"I have an Idea!" exclaimed the Ditz, "How about we cut a car in half and weld it back together around the flagpole!"

"How? None of us know how to weld or cut a car in half without rupturing the gas tank and causing it to explode. Plus who would give up their car to do that!" countered the class president.

"Actually, I know how to weld" smirked the Gamer, " I learned from playing the engineer class in Team Fortress 2!"

" We could 'borrow' the principles new car, I may have found his keys ... in his pocket" casually said the cheater.

"No! You'll actually get us all arrested!" explained the Class President.

"Survive in prison Not can I!" exclaimed the Foreign Exchange Student.