Lincoln was bathing; his Yuri Mommy was helping him. Lincoln grew really close with Yuri because she was less strict and very much a fun loving mom to be with. So basically, Tiffany took over the disciplinarian and serious side while Yuri was often the goofball in the house. Lincoln preferred to share his day in school with Yuri because she would be less cynical about it.
“Yuri omma, do you want to know something?”
“What is it?”
“I have a girlfriend in school!”
Yuri’s eyes grew larger while the cheeky boy was grinning from ear to ear at her.
“Are you serious?!”
“Yes!”
“Do you know what does ‘girlfriend’ means?”
“Duh, you’re Mommy’s girlfriend, isn’t it?”
“I’m her wife.”
“Liar!”
“What?!”
“There’s no ring on her finger!”
Yuri rolled her eyes at him.
“You should watch less television, seriously.”
“Don’t worry; I won’t kiss her.”
Yuri stared at her son.
“And why would you want to kiss her in the first place?!”
“She will have a baby if I kiss her! I’m too young! I cannot even tie my own shoes.”
Yuri was stumped at first but then she wanted to laugh at Lincoln’s innocent thoughts about kisses. Whoever told him that a kiss might lead to pregnancy? Tiffany would be pregnant a countless of time because Yuri kissed her every day. But she was not going to explain into details. She reckoned Tiffany should be the one teaching about this. Yuri decided to ask the boy with harmless questions.
“Who told you a kiss can make a girl have a baby?”
“The television shows! The man kissed the woman and then she has a baby.”
“Good, so don’t you dare kiss her!! You can only kiss your Tiffany Mommy and Yuri omma.”
The boy gladly gave a soft kiss on Yuri’s lips. Then he suddenly stopped. Lincoln frowned and then gasped.
“Will you and Mommy have a baby if I kiss you then?!”
Yuri couldn’t stop laughing after that. Lincoln was too adorable in that sense. But the little guy was getting paranoid. He started screaming for Tiffany.
“MOMMY!”
“Yes?”
“I make Yuri omma have baby!”
“WHAT?!”
Yuri and Tiffany screamed at the same time.
*
Both Lincoln and Yuri were reprimanded. Tiffany was already nagging when she found out the truth about baby, pregnancy, the kiss and Lincoln’s girlfriend.
“Lincoln, you cannot have a girlfriend in school.”
“So do I have to reject her then?”
“You don’t have to do anything! Just tell her that you want to be her friend.”
“She is my friend. That’s why she’s my girlfriend!”
Yuri wanted to laugh; she held it in. Tiffany was glaring at her. She turned to her son. She couldn’t find any words to say so she just gave up reasoning with him.
