Mr Ego And Miss Sarcasm

Chapter 1

"Autumn "

"Msrfughh"

"Autumn "

" WHAT" I snapped, lifting my neck up.
" mum wants you down in fifteen minutes and she said ' if she isn't down in fifteen minutes I will ban her skittles ' so-"

I shot out of bed. BAN SKITTLES! Ban MY skittles? How could mum be so heartless? Why couldn't she ban homework?

" You've got ten minutes Autumn " my mum yelled.

"Get out James" I lightly shoved him out of my bare room. I quickly folded my sleeping bag and rushed to have a quick bath and change into a pair of black skinny jeans and a cute white top. I grabbed my jacket and wheeled my suitcase out of my room slinging my backpack on .

" finally the queen has arrived " my mum said sarcastically . Yes my mum can be very sarcastic she is MY mum after all.

"Okay if everyone is ready then shall we leave? " my father asked.

" yes" all three of us replied . We piled up in the taxi my father booked and we're off to the airport.

Btw hey the names Autumn, Autumn Evans. And this is me lazy but hyper , foodie but small stomach:'( and in a few other words bipolar, crazy girl with no ,no wait ZERO social skills. Yep that about does it. Oh and if your wondering we are going to the airport cause my father got promoted and we are moving from California to  . Yay. New food.

We arrived at the airport in about fifteen minutes cause it's not very far and considering that there is not much traffic even better .

As I waited for my boarding pass and showed my passport etc. to the lady with way too much lipstick on. Honestly looks like she tried to do the 100 layer challenge.

" Miss Autumn? "

" Yeah"

" Congratulations mam, you have received a free upgrade to business class . Would you like to accept it?"

" Business class? "

"Yes ma'am"

"For free?" I repeated.

" Yes ma'am" she is annoyed. Goal complete. Yep tht is a goal in life ok don't judge.

" Hell yeah I'll take it . Thank you." Yes no John for the whole flight ! Yes! I wish this was like a permanent thing. I smirked at my not so good thoughts.

I told my parents about my upgrade and thy were fine with it as long as I and I quote" don't cause havoc and behave" what could an angel like me even do?

Loads  my conscious said

Whatever.

Soon it was time to take off and I finally found my seat.
I plopped down on the plush couches and grinned. This is life.

I looked left and saw that I had company. Well now I have someone to annoy. Perfect.

I have him a smile and he just nodded and then ignored me.

I poked him and he glared at me. Biting my lip to control my laughter I poked him a few more times.

" WHAT? " he asked clearly annoyed.

" I just wanted to say hi" I said in an innocent voice.

" HI " he snapped and faced the window.

Well someone ate a lime for breakfast.

I was sooooo bored so I did what I would do. I poked the strange guy on the shoulder.

He ignored me for quite some time and then I think I might have crossed the line a bit, oops .

"WHAT DO YOU WANT????"

"Um I was um kinda uh bored?" Saying it more like a question cause damn he looked scary with his dark messy hair and his grey- blue eyes! Hmf.

He gave me a wired look and then, he looked away ! Again!

I pulled up my loose dark hair and pulled it away from my greyish eyes. Tying my hair up into a pony I started watching a movie .

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"Ma'am ?"

"Yes ? " I asked as I looked up at the airhostess .

"Would you like anything?" Well it had been some time since lunch and the plane did have another hour or so to land. So might as well.

I turned towards the idiot in a suit and smirked. Lightbulb .

"Um yes do you have any skittles ?" I asked the airhostess .

"Yes ma'am "

"Ok then give me a few packs of those a few of those cookies , some coffee and a few more snacks."

She looked at me for a while but then quity served me . She eyed the guy next to me and then just stood there for a while.

I ripped open the bag of skittles and popped some in my mouth.

"Ma'am that would be 50 dollars please."

Oh yeah I need to pay her.

"Um yeah please put it on him " I said pointing to the guy and then I shook him a bit and walked away towards the washroom. Luckily out seats were quite near the washroom so I didn't have to run.

I put my ear near the door and could faintly hear the conversation .

"Sir you need to pay me 50 dollars."

"Uh?" I guess he was sleepy . Oops .

"You owe me 50 dollars" she said maybe irritated.

"Why?"

"Because your girlfriend ordered quite a bit of food sir." Ohhh some one is getting a little pissed.

"My girlfriend ?!?!" Hehehehe

"Um yes sir YOUR girlfriend ."

"I have a girlfriend ?"

"I ........ Think so sir?"

" what does she look like?"

"Sir she was sitting right next to you! May I please have my payment I have other people to attend to !"

"You mean that bitch?" Okay NOW he crossed the line!

I turned and flushed the toilet and walked out and sneaked behind the idiot. I grabbed his perfect hair and pulled .

"OWWWW" HE yelled.

" I.am.not.a.bitch!" I hissed . I then took my bag and walked off .

I exchanged seats with James for the rest of the flight. If I was annoying he must be having hell right now. I smirked.

And with this happy thought I rested for the rest of my flight.

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