"Autumn are you done with that file yet?? I don't have all day now do I?"
I'm feel like stabbing this noodle brain but I have my hand full and I've heard that animal abuse is a punishable offense.
"Give me give minutes Jessica I'm almost done I'll just mail it in a minute"
"Yeah Kay whatever"
I rolled my eyes Jessica was what you would call a real pain in the ass.
Like she wasn't really a bitch but yeah she was somewhere in the middle of a bipolar dumbo and a sassy idiot. Who was damn impatient and she was VERY flirty with his Highness but like seriously? Even my brother had a better taste! And the funniest part was that her method of trying to get him was from a teen fiction book!
She tried to act like a nerd !! It was hilarious seeing her desperately trying but I sometimes felt bad for her. Key word in the above paragraph being tried and sometimes .
I need to really finish fast this is a really important projects with twelve million dollars!
My eyes blurred from the lack of sleep and excess use of the computer.
I moved the move to the tab and pressed save and logged into my email as I compressed a mail to my boss. When I tried attaching the file I couldn't find it!!
I searched the entire desktop but couldn't find it at all ! Omfg !!!!!!!
I jumped onto my feet and raced towards Jessica's desk. In my two weeks here I had learnt quite alot about navigation.
"Jessica!"
"No?"
I rolled my eyes like seriously?
"I -"
"Listen I'm sorry I don't really have time how about I ttyl?" .
I just stood there starting at her retreating figure.
URGHHHHH.
I rushed to my second and very desperate option, Mr ego!
I raced through the hallways shoving people only confirming the image of a psycho I had created.
As the huge wooden doors of the idiot came into sight I surprisingly signed , well that's hopefully not gonna happen again!
I didn't think twice before I pushed the huge doors open , barging into the huge , posh ,blue and brown cabin.
I gasped.
This place seriously needs improvement!
"Is this place full of free live porn ?!?!!?…"
The girl whose face he was previously rating jerked back and he just turned towards me with a murderous expression . Oh oh .
"Do you know what knocking is?"
What did he think I was dumb?
"Course I do" I repliedHe raised an eyebrow and when I just replied with the same expression he sighed.
"Do you know how to knock!?"
Is he kidding me?
"Duh" I said and to show him I turned around and knocked on his door.
He literally slapped his head and then turned around and cursed the ceiling.
Well if he thinks I'm crazy I need to call a therapist and psychologist and the mental hospital ASAP !!!!
Just as I was wondering if I had any of their numbers he screamed "then why the bloody hell did you not knock and enter my bloody cabin!!!!!"
I started at him. Is he serious?
Does he actually think that he can just act this unfairly? No today is the day I stand up to him!"Listen it's not fair that you are the one who made the rules of not swearing and note you yourself keep swearing always!!!"
He stared at Me giving me the are you kidding me look?
I stared back.
He sighed as if on defeat and said "why did u you come here? "
"Oh um yeah....... Oh yeah I think I deleted Mr Brown's file by mistake."
"WHAT!!! "
"Hehe "I said trying to lighten the mood.
"Why were you wasting time like this?!?!"
"Hey you think I'm not worried? You were the one making all those knocking jokes!"
Lol knocking jokes!
Focus....
"Sorry knock knock jokes!!" And then I feel down laughing and then the girl gave him a weird look and all of a sudden got a wake up call and decided that maybe she should get going and left and then me and ego boys made out.
Just kidding the day that happened I would cut my mouth and burn every place he touched !!!!
We finally ran towards my cabin where I mentally prepared my speech before death and regretted not writing my will before hand.
Well I could sneak of note and write it but that would result in a more painful and torturous death. Just keep swimming Autumn. I mean just keep walking.
"AUTUMN!!!!!!!"
GULP.
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Mr Ego And Miss Sarcasm
HumorWARNING UNEDITED READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Autumn Evans is not your typical teenager. Being 19 and getting a job was something she choose to do but what she didn't was getting wound up in a rollercoaster of sarcasm, drama,love,hate, friendship, enemie...