Voltron One-shots and Reader inserts! (x Reader)

Pick-up lines. (Lance x Reader)

• Idc if nobody requested Lance. He needs some love. Accept the cheesy boy, Kay?

Shiro is my space daddy though and all time fave. •

---(Start!)---
"Can I take a picture of you? So I can show the Paladins that angels really do exist.~"

"No."

"Awe! But hey, did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause that ass looks sweeeeet.~"

"Lance, stop-"

"How about you sleep with me tonight? I promise you'll be all warmed up."

"Oh god, please save me-"

You groaned as you strolled around the ship, trying to avoid the dorky flirt that wouldn't leave you alone. Ever since he knew Allura wouldn't fall for him, he chose you as his new target after you escaped from Zarkon's ship with the others. They allowed you to stay and help them out- one, you were amazing at combat and two, everybody loved you! You were like another mother to them all. (😏)

Lance grinned with his arm slinging over your shoulder as he finally caught up to you. His eyebrows shifted up and down with his eyes narrowed. "Those didn't work for yah? I got another." He then started again, "My mom told me to follow my dreams sooooo, can I follow you around?" He leaned in closer, his face right beside yours.

"Lance, you're already following me around." You face palmed with your cheeks tinting pink. You weren't going to lie, his pick up lines were cheesy yet they did get to you. You liked him- but wouldn't admit it. Never. "Hah- that's true."

You both walked into the living room like room (don't even know what to call it, jfc-) with the Paladins all seated around it, doing their own things. "Morning (Y/N)- wait. You guys are a thing?" Hunk asked with some of Conan's cooking around his mouth. You gasped and quickly pushed the blue Paladin away before shaking your head. "No! He's being cheesy again- like always!" Pidge snickered while pushing her glasses up. "Lance, stop bothering her already." Keith hissed out while shaking his head, eyes closed with his feet up.

"Shut up, Keith! No one asked for your two damn cents!" Keith raised to his feet before, a fight seeming as if it were about to start. Lance then spoke up. "Lance, apologize! You too, Keith!" Lance then turned to Keith and narrowed his eyes. His attention turned back towards you before he grabbed your shoulders. "You must be a magician because when I look at you, everybody else in the room just disappears-"

A tick mark appeared on your head with Pidge and Keith bursting into laughter. You were blushing in embarrassment. "Okay, enough with the pick-up lines, Lance!"

You've literally fallen for the King of Idiots.

---(End!)---

• Sorey. Crappy. I know. Short? Extremely- I'll do better next time, hopefully. •