YOU ARE MY SON TAKE CARE OF ME!--> Part 2

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It was a beautiful day and everyone seem to be so happy!

Gon: LIFE SUCKS!

Killua: Oh come one...

Gon: I JUST CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!

Killua: You have to... He is ur old man...

Gon; HE IS AN OLD BABY!

Killua: You love him.

Gon: I HATE HIM!

Killua: Hmm...

Gon:...What?

Killua: Mmm...

Gon: What?

Killua: Ahh.....

Gon: KILLUA JUST WHAT THE FUCK??

Killua: Eeeh don't yell T^T I just have an idea ;)

Gon: Oh?

~~~*LATER ON GON'S HOME*~~~

Chrollo: I know messing with Hisoka is not an easy thing...

Ging: I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF HIM THAT I CAN'T WALK!!

Chrollo: I feel ya... One day he tried to do the same thing to me..

Ging: OH MAN!!! GON!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU MAN?

Gon: I'M COMMIN!!

Killua: Heyy...WTF why is this guy here too?

Ging: Why are YOU here too?

Killua: Hmmm...Nice question ;)

Ging: Anyway, GON make me some coffee

Gon: Make it alone

Ging: But....But....Can't u see? I can't walk ;_;

Chrollo: Awwwww

Killua: Don't act like you care-_-

Chrollo: Okey, sorry^^

Gon: Agh...Dad i have something to tell you

Killua: We baby we^^

Ging: Baby?

Chrollo: We?

Killua: Can you actually shut up? This is a family bsns-_-

Chrollo: Okey^^

Ging: Make me coffee first

Gon: Make it alone-_-

Ging:But....But....Can't u see? I can't w....

Chrollo: OH MAN I WILL MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE JUST DON'T MAKE THAT PATHETIC FACE-__-

Killua: Oh man xD

Gon: DAD! Me and Killua made a decision!

Ging: What?

Killua: Chrollo you better bring some water too... Or no call the abulance from now xD

Chrollo: Hm?

Gon: Me and Killua are going to get married

Ging:......0_0.....OAO.....WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????????

Killua: Aha^^don't worry I will call you dad ;3

Gon: We love each other so...

Ging: KILLUA!

Gon:...?

Killua: Hn?

Ging: It's all your FAULT THAT MY SON...IS...IS....GAH!!! I WILL KILL YOU

Killua: As if you ca--

Ging: *wakes up and runs into killua*

Killua: HOLLY APPLES *runs away*

Gon: WHAT THE FUCK???

Ging: *Stops* Oh...oops 0_0

Killua: You old geezer I knew it!!

Gon: So you can walk??? AND YOU WERE LYING TO US????

Ging: No...It's just...Just.... A MIRACLE!! OAO

Chrollo: Suuuure xD

Killua: We were actually lying....We won't get married, it was just a prank xD

Gon: KILLUA's IDEA!!!

Ging: YOU SON OF A....

Chrollo: Ahahahaha

Killua: Why are you here?

Chrollo: Well... I had to appear in this book for ages so...

Killua: Idiot author-_-

Chrollo: Ahaha yeah^^





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