Hansel and Gretel....WTF?? Part 2.

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٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)૭✧ Yoo Folks ! Here is the part 2 of the Hansel and Gretel ٩(ര̀ᴗര́)  I wish you haven't forgot this shitty book, have you? ε-('ヘ'○)┓ Hnn... Anyway, enjoy!!! ♥

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~On the previous EPISODE~

Hisoka: LET ME RAPE YOU! ♥

Killua: LEST HIDE

Gon: YEAH!!

Witch Pitou: Ha! Ha! Ha!

~Just what the...?~

Killua: Oh man! Here is the new episode... Can i hear the fairy tale now? -_-

Gon: Of course you can.  ^_^

Killua: Yeah!!!

Gon: After the advertismens! ┐('-`)┌

Killua: WHAA?? 「(゚<゚)゙??

~ADVERTISMENT~

The best Ice Cream in the WORLD... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This Ice Cream TASTES GOOD....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This Ice Cream is AWESOME....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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....Buy it!!  (・・)σ

~ END~

Killua: Damn you Gon...-_-

Gon: Okey let me tell you the fairy tale!

Killua: FINALLY! *o*

Gon: Once upon a time--

Hisoka: There were two poor children who had nothing to eat!!♦

Gon: Oh, yeah right!!

Killua: .....

Gon:......

Killua:....

Gon:....

Hisoka: Sup?♥

Killua, Gon: WHAAAAAAAAA?? OAO)

Killua: HE FOUND US!!!

Gon: Holy M*THER F*CKER PENGUIN! DAMN IT!

Hisoka: OAO)? Just what....?♣

Killua: Don't ask me -_- he is just a little OCC!

Hisoka: Pfff -_- Damn those untalented "authors"♠

(Me: F*CK OFF .!. )

Witch Pitou: *Comes Back* What's all these noices you brats... I-I mean cute children? Ha! Ha! Ha! >:)

Killua: Oh shit!!

Gon: Don't worry Kill >:) I have a plan!

Killua: Really?

Gon: OH BEAUTIFUL FAIRY!! Thanks goodness you are here!

Hisoka: ... beautiful? Fairy?♦

Witch Pitou: ...?

Killua: What are you doing??

Gon: THIS UGLY MAN WANTS TO EAT US ALL ALONEE!

Hisoka: Oh yeah my fruits ♥ .... Wait.... UGLY??♠

Witch Pitou: You SON OF A... HOW DARE YOU COMING HERE TO STEAL MY FOOD??

Gon: Killua lets run away!

Killua: Eeee?

Hisoka, Pitou: *starts fighting*

Gon: *Grabs Killua and runs away*

Killua: W-Wait.... What about the food?

Gon: OOH MAN -___-

Killua: I WANT THE CUTE GON BACK!!!

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End Dudes! 

I was wondering if anyone can make a request '_' I don't have any idea right now :'(




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