porl

porl (and onion) becoms

a new day.

the sun shone like it had never before

and rose was happy

until a squak wrenched the air

"wtf was that" the massive women pondered

suddenly a heavenly image filled the sky and rose was filled with wonder

the image was that of a bird

its feathers were beautiful and soft 

its eyes were full of wisdom

but then

"ppppppppppooooooOOoOoo000ooOooRLLLL" it screached

rose backed away scared

the bird morphed into a humanoid form 

with a almighty CAW she stood before rose

"helo ladi I'm here to serv" she said majestically

"What is your nose" asked rose

porl lifted a hand to her face and screamed

as she screamed a bright light came from her potato shaped blob on her forehead

something squeezd from the birds forehead like molten cheddar 

porls tears of screaming dripped down onto the cheddar lump.

and onion was born.