"lol since I don't know what to do with you lets go somewhere" said rose
"can we make more onions together" porl said seductivly ;P
"ew no porl don't be a nasty" rose said evenly, clenching her fists
"well ok then wher we gon go" porl asked, kicking away onions body
"um idk maybe just go on a swim" said rosee
"kk bab" porl cried and with that she plunged into the ocean
"lmao I thought birds can't swim" rose laghed
"watch me bitch" porl growled
she swam with the speed of a penguin and the ferocity of a chiken
"GURRRRRLLL MAD SWIMMINF SKILLZ" rose shooted
porl squiggled her eyebrows and dabed
"doNT THINK Im jusT sSOMe AvERAge POrl"
together the large pink lady and screeeeeeching goose woman searched far and wide for a place to chill
"PORL I GIVE UP" rose said
"NA FAM I FOUND A PLACE' porl squaked, pointing to a large sandy beach
"PERFECT' rose whispered
"I WANT BREAD" porl quacked
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porl
Fanfictionwill porl ever find a place in this world where she will trully belong??????" the answer: no (might contain offensive bird mom material)
