porl and rose walk together on the beech
porl is singing a song
"I don't care for walking downtown
Crazy auto-car gonna mow me down
Look at all the people like cows in a herd
Well, i like
Birds"
"lol porl u can't sing" rose chuckled
"stfu let me have dreems" porl screeched
suddenly
BARRY THE BEE
rose: wtf
porl: I LIKE BREAD NOM
barry: hello ladies.......( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).......if you guys.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)......want.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)....to live.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).......give bee *cough* sorry, me....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)..ur honey
rose: wat will happen if we don't
barry: my wife will kill u
VANESSA FALLS FROM THE SKYYYYYYYYY
porl: lol a human lets kill it
porl tries to stab vanessa
barry: lol you can kill her she's satan
vanessa: GRRRRRRRRRmemesRRRRRRR
rose: what
porl: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE (stabs vanessa in eyeball) YASSSSS
barry: NO U WILL PAY (stings porl)
porl: ew (brushes barry off arm)
barry is daed.
long liv porl
YOU ARE READING
porl
Fanfictionwill porl ever find a place in this world where she will trully belong??????" the answer: no (might contain offensive bird mom material)
