Porl was walkin down the street with her bags full off bred when a 12 yrold swaggies into view
Porl: the fuq are u
12 year old: ur mom. OOOOOOOoOoOh
Porl: what
12 year old: bro u just got dissed (kicks dust onto porls bread)
Porl: (vibrates)
12 year old: what the diddly darn heck
Porl: (morphs into birb mother x5000)
12 year old: lol u look like a penis xD
Porl: EEEEEEeEeEeEw
Porl: (kicks 12 year old lightly into small puddle)
12 year old: (cryihg) omg ur so mean my daddy's gon kill u my best shirt is ruined look at these mud stains ugh if I was a blastoise I would kill u
Porl: (morphs into blastoise) bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrUH
12 year old: ooOooOoMMmG
Lapis: bruh
Porl: DIE SMALL HUMAN
The 12 year old runs away. All that is left are his lightning McQueen Velcro shoes and porls now soggy piece of bred.
Porl screeches in agony
NOT THE BRED
rip bred
rip harambe
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porl
Fanfictionwill porl ever find a place in this world where she will trully belong??????" the answer: no (might contain offensive bird mom material)
