Rose and Porl were playing twister when suddenly the floor quaked.
"Lmao wuts hapining" porl cawed, weaving her stick arms expertly onto a red circle.
"lol idk" rose said, trying not to squash the fragile bird with her enormous boobs.
The floor wiggled again and knocked rose off balance. Porl, who had expertly twisted underneath rose was now crushed by the pink woman's ginormous bosom.
"OML PORL R U OK" rose hollered.
"Ye. Just don't move please." Porl whispered, shoving her pointy noise even deeper into her cleavage.
Once again the floor rumbled, and this time rose stood, Porl still stuck in her breasts. Flicking the bird away as if she was a fly, rose began to run to the warp pad.
"WAIt" Porl screeched, flapping her arms desperately in order to catch up to the giant woman.
Just in time, the duo warped off into space.
They were beamed to a small desert island, where there was just a big grey rock.
Rose went up and caressed the rock. Slowly, she leaned down, her beautiful curls framing her face. Nose touchingly close now to the rock, she paused, a drunken expression plastered against her face.
"lol uhm are u kool" Porl said
Rose sneezes.
The rock began to morph into a humanoid shape. Its rainbow dreds glistened in the sunlight.
Bismuth
Was
B o r nThe new gem opened her mouth. Her first words were:
"kiLL"
"lmao wuchu say" porl clucked
"k i L L"
"whalcum to the fam" rose cried, embracing the newborn gem
"ya better watch out I'm going to stab u with a sPORK" bismuth growled
"haha sure" rose said, holding bismuth out at a distance
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porl
Fanficwill porl ever find a place in this world where she will trully belong??????" the answer: no (might contain offensive bird mom material)