This is more of a funny one other than dirty😂
"I-I" I was lost and I didn't realize I said that out loud
"Ethan pull over at this gas station" I forced him
He dragged the wheels into the curve and I got out instantly.
I walked into the place and there was only one girl working and sitting with her feet up behind the counter.
"Woah bad day girl?" She mumbled with a mouthful of snickers
"Not the best" I grabbed the Gatorade from the fridge and got my money out
"Talk to me" she gestured with her hands
"Well, I found out my fuckboy crush went to a strip club with strippers and then one stripper influenced me to give him a blow job and make out with him while his brother was there and-"
"Woah woah wait, his brother was there?" She stopped me
"Yeah I made out with him too" I grinned proudly
"Nice" she nodded and sat back down
"Anyways we had to pay $60 for that and then when we got him out we were in the car and I just admitted I loved him" I finished
"Damn you got it hard girl, you want a bite" she stuck out the bitten snickers bar which had some red lipstick over the sides
"I'm good" I shook my head
"Oh okay, well to make you feel better imma set you up with deal, you come here tomorrow at 9:00 and we can talk about it" she narrowed her eyebrow
"Okay. I'm Luna" I stuck my hand out
"Cara" she shook it once
"Okay I'll see you tomorrow" I gave her the money
"See you then" she took the money
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We were back at our hotel and me and the girls were calmly watching tv. The car ride was silent. The most awkward I've felt in a car with 2 hot ass twins.
The doorbell ran and as much as I didn't want to answer it I did.
I looked up as I opened the door and I noticed Grayson with his hands in his pockets as he stared at me
"Grayson? What are you doing here it 12:34" I checked my phone
"I just wanted to talk to you and not over text message" he cutely blushed
"O-okay" I stepped out and barely closed the door but opened it just enough to get in
"I've been keeping something on my chest for a long time and I think I'd best tell you since..."
"Since what?" I crossed my arms
"Well, I like you Luna okay! I just love you, and your smile and just how your hair flows. And just your attitude just kills me like. You drive me crazy and the reason I went to the strip club was to take my mind off you. But it didn't help since you gave me a blow job..." He awkwardly looked
"Yeah sorry about that" I giggled
"No it's fine just. The point is I like you just as much as you like me so PLEASE don't feel awkward around me because I need you" he begged
"Grayson I could never treat you that way, I honestly am so happy you feel the same way" I smiled
He smiled in return "well I have something for you" he stepped in closer sexually and lifted his chin.
"What?" I asked dumbly.
"This" he squished my cheeks together and pulled me into a kiss.
I still had my arms crossed but I was just shocked until I relaxed and kissed him back.
Then Grayson's upper lip dragged up mine slowly as he smiled.
••
"Played" cara rolled her eyes
"What?"
"PLAYED, P-L-A-Y-E-D.
PLAYYYYYEEEEEEDDDD" she screamed so loud
"YO CARA SHUT YOUR ASS UP" a lady shouted back at her
"Sorry Shirley. Anyways he played you girl. He's just lying"
"No he's not just like that" I huffed
"Or he is but you just don't see it?" She tilted her head
"Or you just don't like him?" I giggled
"Y'know this story reminds me of when I got divorced at 17" she sat back
"I don't wanna hear this story it seams inappropriate" I tried to stop her
"It was a sunny day in Miami California"
"Your gonna tell me the story anyways aren't you?"
"I was in the office with my boss and I was complaining because I wanted a pay rise cause I was working my cardboard white ass off at that coffee shop but you know what she said to me? She said to me 'cara, you either pack up your shit and drive down the highway or get your ass in gear and start making some caramel specials' and you know what I did. I listened. So I stormed out until I realized I think I found my sugar daddy. His job was a shirtless butler and we both met and had a happy life. He then proposed and we had kids. And then he left me for some Victoria secret model! Now here I am stuck in New York working the counter for 3 dollars an hour"
"...this story has no relevance to my situation" I sat confused
"Oh I know it's just a really good story" she giggled
"So anyways" she sat up
"What are you gonna do about this asshole crush of yours? You gonna fuck the shit out of him to a post or what?" She leaned over the side
"Funny how you say that cara he's right behind you" i awkwardly pointed
She looked back "Jesus in the morning"
"Okay before you try and talk let's establish some ground rules pretty boy" she stepped close to him
"Woah woah I don't think you need to do that, Grayson can you wait in the car" I asked
"Uh okay" he walked back outside
"What was that I was gonna smash that deadbeat" she asked
"Cara I think it's time we say our goodbyes. I wanna end this chapter of my life and if it doesn't end smoothly let's hope I don't end up like you instead id be a bar tender in Denver." I tapped her shoulder
"...is that a complement?"
"Yes. Anyways. Pleasure to make you acquaintance Cara, see you round" I proudly walked out.
As tempting as Cara's offer sounds, I'd rather lead on to what me and Grayson have started already. And hope I'm not a single mom with serious daddy issues of you know what I mean
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I really hope you found this entertaining and funny.
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