England: Ugh, France is soooo obessesed about himself, that frog face!

America: Yeah, hey, let's get ice cream-

England: Augh! France just posted a Kylie Jenner make-up tutorial! His eyebrows aren't even symmetrical in this!

America: Ok, can you stop dissing him already? Your like obssesed with him!

England: NO I'M NOT!!!! *pulls out walkie-talkie* Canada! What's the 411 on France? What's he up to?

Canada: (other line) France just walked into club 42, General! The party just got wilder, over!

England: Good! Keep an eye on him and don't lose him this time!

America: ....

England: France got the club going up? ON A TUESDAY?!

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