England: And where have you been?!
America: Ninjas! They were all around me! There were like thousands of them! They all came at me, England, swear!
Enlgand: Mh-hm...
America: And when I found a place to hide, I tried calling you but my stupid phone won't work! Then I got chased by a pack of saber-toothed tigers! Seriously, England!
England: Yup, saber-toothed tigers, yes...
America: And when I used my laser-eyes to defeat them, pirates started coming at me! They had machine guns on them and fired right at me! You gotta believe me, Iggs!
England: Uh-huh... *gets piece of paper*
America: What are you doing?
England: I checked my receipt, and I didn't buy any of your bullsht...
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Hetalia Humor
FanfictionConsisted of: - Hetalia - Hetalia - Hetalia - Randomness - Hetalia - Hetalia - Prussia's awesomeness - and did I mention Hetalia? Basically..... Hetalia, what chu think?! (SOME JOKES AND SCENARIOS ARE NOT MINE. CREDITS GO TO THE OWNERS)
