Carl x Paul Llamas with hats Episode 1-12

The carling

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Carl: Oh...hey...How did he get here? (will senpai notice me now?)

Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!

Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this! ( why senpai no likey?)

Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!

Carl: I've never seen him before in my life! ( he tried to steal senpai)

Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?

Carl: I do not kill people. That is...that is my least favorite thing to do. (so you would notice me)

Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.

Carl: Alright, well...I was upstairs... ( making a fan fiction on wattpad)

Paul: Okay...

Carl: I was uh...I was sitting in my room... (fantasizing about parl)

Paul: Yes?

Carl: reading a book... (about parl)

Paul: Go on...

Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in... ( and i was scared he would take you from me)

Paul: Okay...

Carl: So, I went up to him... ( that senpai stealing sonna bitch)

Paul: Yes...

Carl: And I...I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ( so he would never try and take you ever again)

(Silence.)

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!

Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!! ( I did it for you)

Paul: How could you not know that?!

Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK. ( why are you made at me for saving you)

(silence)
Paul: What happened to his hands?

Carl: What's that? ( I was hungry )

Paul: His hands. Why—why are they missing?

Carl: Well, I kind of umm...cooked them up. And ate them. ( Is there a problem with me? why does senpai not love me?)

(silence)
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl!!

Carl: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands... ( and paul)

Paul: Why on earth would you do that?!

Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break! (I did it cuz i love you...)

Paul: Caaaaaarl!

Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies. ( Im sorry senpai)

Paul: Caarl!

Carl: That only hands would satisfy! ( i know i messed up)

Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?!

Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's—that's two things! ( He tried to steal you from me what was i suppost to do)