Carl x Paul Llamas with hats Episode 1-12

The cruise

  Paul-Ugh Carl, what on earth was that
Carl- Um, I'm not sure what you're referring to ( I did it for u senpai.. Plz dont be mad..)
Paul-You sunk an entire cruise ship Carl
Carl- are you sure that was me? I would think I would remember something like that ( I did it for u)
Paul-Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captains face
Carl- That sounds dangerous ( he looked at you) 
Paul-you were head butting children off the side of the ship
Carl-That, that must have been horrifying to watch ( They wanted to pet u and only i can pet u) 
Paul-Then you started making out with the ice sculpture
Carl- Well thank god the children weren't on board to see it ( I was pretending it was u)
Paul-Aww Carl, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Carl-well I guess you could say it's all red and sticky ( Oh fuck he noticed)
Paul -Carl, what are we standing in?
Carl-would you believe its strawberry milkshake?  ( plz believe its strawberry milkshake)
Paul -No I would not believe that
Carl-Melted gumdrops ( why wont you believe me?)
Paul -No
Carl-boat nectar ( senpai thinks im a lair :( )
Paul -No
Carl-some of gods tears ( he was cry for u)
Paul -Tell me the truth Carl
Carl-Fine, it's the lovely elderly couple from 2B ( fine i give up) 
Paul -Carl!!!!!
Carl- Well they were a, they were taking all the crescent rolls ( I want u to have them) 
Paul -I can't believe what I'm hearing
Carl- I will not apologize for art ( I thought it was beautiful almost as beautiful as u senpai)
Paul -where are the other life boats?
Carl- whoa, you won the prize. I didn't even notice that ( i wonder where they are......)
Paul -where are the other life boats Carl?
Carl- Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them ( the others on the ship might have tried to take u away from me)
Paul -Carl!!!!!!
Carl- I have a problem, I have a serious problem ( Im sorry)
Paul -You are just terrible today
Carl- shhhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness ( forgive me senpai plzz) 
Paul -that's the sound of people drowning Carl
Carl-That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence ( I love you senpai...)